I should make a collection of opposite UK safety signs….
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I should make a collection of opposite UK safety signs….
“Cash is kept here overnight, CCTV is out of operation”
“Caution dry floor”@mdemeulder Caution: Slippery wet ceiling
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I should make a collection of opposite UK safety signs….
“Cash is kept here overnight, CCTV is out of operation”
“Caution dry floor”@maartje "Pull"
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I should make a collection of opposite UK safety signs….
“Cash is kept here overnight, CCTV is out of operation”
“Caution dry floor” -
“May i have your attention please, please forget about the gap between the train and the platform”
“If you see something that looks allright text the British Transport Comiments office at 61016, see it, compliment it, sorted”
@maartje@blahaj.social „The Deutsche Bahn AG greatly values your insecurity. Following a compliment we have received, it is not necessary to leave in the station, do not use the nearest exit“
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@maartje "police, don't follow this van"
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I should make a collection of opposite UK safety signs….
“Cash is kept here overnight, CCTV is out of operation”
“Caution dry floor”@maartje "Tools left in this vehicle overnight. So many cool tools."
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I should make a collection of opposite UK safety signs….
“Cash is kept here overnight, CCTV is out of operation”
“Caution dry floor”@maartje Not quite in your intended way, but still a great (and actual) opposite sign:
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“For your safety CCTV has been removed”
@maartje I want the French equivalents: "oubliez vos sacs!"
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@maartje Not quite in your intended way, but still a great (and actual) opposite sign:
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“For your safety CCTV has been removed”
@maartje
“Please talk to the driver”“Feel free to stick your fingers into the machine.”
“Please block this door.”
“This device is suitable to dry pets and children.” (maybe put this on a towel)
“Fun brake, pull at will.”
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I should make a collection of opposite UK safety signs….
“Cash is kept here overnight, CCTV is out of operation”
“Caution dry floor”"This van is loaded to the gunnells with exorbitantly expensive tools"
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“For your safety CCTV has been removed”
"Please leave all your personal belongings behind"
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"Please leave all your personal belongings behind"
@maartje This would have to be double sided - one for trains, one for office evacuation / fire drills
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"Please leave all your personal belongings behind"
@maartje I mean, this is an actual call.
Some time ago I train I was on had an unscheduled stop and the announcement was for everyone to leave the train now, and go *through* the train station building to the other side.
... yep ... A short time later the bomb sniffing dogs arrived. -
I should make a collection of opposite UK safety signs….
“Cash is kept here overnight, CCTV is out of operation”
“Caution dry floor”@maartje Running, bombing and petting in the pool is encouraged to ensure a good time
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I should make a collection of opposite UK safety signs….
“Cash is kept here overnight, CCTV is out of operation”
“Caution dry floor”@maartje please leave your luggage unattended at all times. attended items may be removed or destroyed with warning
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"Please leave all your personal belongings behind"
“This train will be taken out of passenger service, all stay please… all stay!”
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“This train will be taken out of passenger service, all stay please… all stay!”
@maartje@blahaj.social „we have not come to an unplanned stop, please do attempt to exit the train“
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"This van is loaded to the gunnells with exorbitantly expensive tools"
"This machine knows the difference between metal and flesh, and it does care."
with a nother label under it
"Don't make the machine upset"
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“May i have your attention please, please forget about the gap between the train and the platform”
“If you see something that looks allright text the British Transport Comiments office at 61016, see it, compliment it, sorted”
@maartje
Did you mean: "May I have your ignorance please, please forget about the gap between the train and the platform"
