I should make a collection of opposite UK safety signs….

[maartje@blahaj.social]

“May i have your attention please, please forget about the gap between the train and the platform”

“If you see something that looks allright text the British Transport Comiments office at 61016, see it, compliment it, sorted”

[maartje@blahaj.social]

“For your safety CCTV has been removed”

[jtonline@mastodon.me.uk]

@maartje "This door is extremely relaxed"

[maartje@blahaj.social]

@jtonline "fire door keep open"

[eta@gotosocial.i.eta.st]

@maartje "police, don't follow this van"

[sundew@beige.party]

@mdemeulder Caution: Slippery wet ceiling

[rc2014@oldbytes.space]

@maartje "Pull"

[oneiros@ruhr.social]

@maartje
@Computer ?

[sam@shonk.sam.ax]

@maartje@blahaj.social „The Deutsche Bahn AG greatly values your insecurity. Following a compliment we have received, it is not necessary to leave in the station, do not use the nearest exit“

[jackeric@beige.party]

@eta @maartje if I had a van I'd definitely attach a sticker saying this

[vic@toot.wales]

@maartje "Tools left in this vehicle overnight. So many cool tools."

[mbirth@social.mbirth.uk]

@maartje Not quite in your intended way, but still a great (and actual) opposite sign:

[mario@eupolicy.social]

@maartje I want the French equivalents: "oubliez vos sacs!"

[eval@woof.tech]

@mbirth @maartje I love this one, it threw me every time I went that way

[fiee@literatur.social]

@maartje
“Please talk to the driver”

“Feel free to stick your fingers into the machine.”

“Please block this door.”

“This device is suitable to dry pets and children.” (maybe put this on a towel)

“Fun brake, pull at will.”

[pikesley@mastodon.me.uk]

@maartje

"This van is loaded to the gunnells with exorbitantly expensive tools"

[maartje@blahaj.social]

"Please leave all your personal belongings behind"

[hashbangperl@hachyderm.io]

@maartje This would have to be double sided - one for trains, one for office evacuation / fire drills

[henryk@chaos.social]

@maartje I mean, this is an actual call.

Some time ago I train I was on had an unscheduled stop and the announcement was for everyone to leave the train now, and go *through* the train station building to the other side.
... yep ... A short time later the bomb sniffing dogs arrived.

[blueorangeblue@c.im]

@maartje Running, bombing and petting in the pool is encouraged to ensure a good time