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what are we even doing here man

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  • somekindofgarf@kind.socialS somekindofgarf@kind.social

    @foone now the qualifications for this job are pretty stringent, we're gonna need you to have used a keyboard before.

    riley@toot.catR This user is from outside of this forum
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    @somekindofgarf

    • There’s a minimum crew requirement.
    • What’s that?
    • One, I suppose.

    @foone

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    • foone@digipres.clubF foone@digipres.club

      what are we even doing here man

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      @foone

      when i reached 50 skills on linkedin i was told that this was the limit. (most of those proposed by others)

      So be careful what you announce as skill.

      but handling sequences in programming isn't a skill, it is elementary.

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      • h5e@tech.lgbtH h5e@tech.lgbt

        @foone but do you know Keyboard (input device)?

        riley@toot.catR This user is from outside of this forum
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        @h5e I have heard that there once genuinely was a young man from Japan who didn't know that keyboards existed, and became a proficient programmer of one of the early game consoles, possibly first-generation Famicom, by using the on-screen entry mechanism that came as a demo with some devkit.

        And then, he got his hands on a keyboard.

        @foone

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        • tomf@mastodon.gamedev.placeT tomf@mastodon.gamedev.place

          @gunstick @foone I vaguely recall someone like Atari having a patent on a register that shifts the entire screen left. So someone else (Sega?) made a register that shifts it right instead. It's really annoying that it goes the wrong way, but it avoided the patent.

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          @gunstick @foone (all these patents are way out of date of course DO NOT TALK ABOUT LIVE PATENTS)

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          • riley@toot.catR riley@toot.cat

            @h5e I have heard that there once genuinely was a young man from Japan who didn't know that keyboards existed, and became a proficient programmer of one of the early game consoles, possibly first-generation Famicom, by using the on-screen entry mechanism that came as a demo with some devkit.

            And then, he got his hands on a keyboard.

            @foone

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            @h5e Sakurai Masahiro.

            @foone

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            • jsmuellerroemer@c.imJ jsmuellerroemer@c.im

              @foone I’m pretty sure I had that book

              llogiq@hachyderm.ioL This user is from outside of this forum
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              @JSMuellerRoemer @foone same here.

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              • mo@mastodon.mlM This user is from outside of this forum
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                @akent keep looking forward, I hope you'll find it

                @foone

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                • foone@digipres.clubF foone@digipres.club

                  what are we even doing here man

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                  You laugh but I joined an org once where because passing arrays to functions required handling references they instead used big CSV strings in 99% of cases. Drove me insane.

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                  • foone@digipres.clubF foone@digipres.club

                    what are we even doing here man

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                    @foone Boy not only do I have worked with arrays, I also have extensive experience both pressing and releasing (!) keys on business workstation keyboards. Am I hired?

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                    • foone@digipres.clubF foone@digipres.club

                      what are we even doing here man

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                      @foone Doesn't Lua use only dictionaries for data structures? IIRC, its "arrays" are just dictionaries indexed by integers.

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                      • karpour@mstdn.socialK karpour@mstdn.social

                        @foone Boy not only do I have worked with arrays, I also have extensive experience both pressing and releasing (!) keys on business workstation keyboards. Am I hired?

                        ruawhitepaw@chitter.xyzR This user is from outside of this forum
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                        @karpour @foone You can produce arrays of characters faster if you don't release the keys.

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                        • tomf@mastodon.gamedev.placeT tomf@mastodon.gamedev.place

                          @gunstick @foone (all these patents are way out of date of course DO NOT TALK ABOUT LIVE PATENTS)

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                          @TomF @foone
                          I came up with the code many years before IBM filed their patent

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                          • h5e@tech.lgbtH h5e@tech.lgbt

                            @foone but do you know Keyboard (input device)?

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                            @h5e @foone Very distantly, but the details are too traumatic to elaborate any further.

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                            • jsmuellerroemer@c.imJ jsmuellerroemer@c.im

                              @foone I get redirected to the German site with no option to switch pack (the 404 references a non-existent dropdown menu…)

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                              @JSMuellerRoemer @foone See above https://social.tchncs.de/@flxtr/116186768953309522, worked for me, need to switch via the currency selector.

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                              • weirdocollector@livellosegreto.itW weirdocollector@livellosegreto.it

                                @foone Unfortunately links goes to 404 😔

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                                @weirdocollector @foone See above https://social.tchncs.de/@flxtr/116186768953309522, worked for me, need to switch via the currency selector.

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                                • foone@digipres.clubF foone@digipres.club

                                  what are we even doing here man

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                                  @foone

                                  well I mean... the first coding language I learned was Matlab, and it had matrices. I think even the 3D versions of these were just called matrices. Later on it had structs, which were nested matrices. And at some point I stumbled on cell arrays, which were like structs but different. Or something. Maybe 3D matrices were called "arrays."

                                  Anyhoo, eventually I found my way to other languages that did have things called "arrays" (might've been PHP was the first of those.)

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                                  • foone@digipres.clubF foone@digipres.club

                                    what are we even doing here man

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                                    @foone

                                    Arrays are a slick gateway drug.

                                    You haven't lived until you've met a well endowed hashtable...

                                    /s

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                                    • riley@toot.catR riley@toot.cat

                                      @h5e Sakurai Masahiro.

                                      @foone

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                                      @riley @foone wow that’s fascinating

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                                      • foone@digipres.clubF foone@digipres.club

                                        Usborne released a bunch of their old 80s programming books for free a while back, and they're all just a gem:

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                                        Computer and coding books from Usborne | Usborne | Be Curious

                                        Usborne children's coding books for a new generation

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                                        @foone The GOSUB robot from "Computer Programming in BASIC" has lived rent-free in my head for 40 years

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                                        • foone@digipres.clubF foone@digipres.club

                                          what are we even doing here man

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                                          @foone

                                          LOL, the most important thing to know about a particular array is if it starts at 0 or 1.

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                                          Off-by-one error - Wikipedia

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