@paco @BenAveling it is just a stupid electronic device
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@paco "There's no rule that says a golden retriever CAN'T play basketball!"
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@paco "But the doll never paid any taxes!"
"In that case..."@gblues And the doll wasn't born in the UK. It's an immigrant. We'll get it one way or another.
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@paco With a beard. You missed that key point.
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@paco "I am, as the Americans say, "Picking up what you're putting down, yo.""
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@paco With a beard. You missed that key point.
@davesdogmaggie Oh shit. There's only like four plot points in the whole damn film, and I MISSED one!
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@paco genuinely I feel like I wrote dialect like this when I was in high school
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@davesdogmaggie Oh shit. There's only like four plot points in the whole damn film, and I MISSED one!
#monsterdon@paco @davesdogmaggie Four? That's generous
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@paco genuinely I feel like I wrote dialect like this when I was in high school
@Sadsquatch I see. Of course. I understand.
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@paco a fuckton of whiskey #monsterdon
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@paco Australian table wine #monsterdon
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@paco brandy
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@paco I choose to interpret the gradual decline in posts as people gradually falling asleep.
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@paco Very nicely done.
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@paco I choose to interpret the gradual decline in posts as people gradually falling asleep.
@floatybirb Yeah, that graph is really unusual. They usually have a bowl shape. A lot of activity at the beginning, a lull in the middle, and then a surge at the end. There is a spike at the end, but the trendline is overall down, and that almost never happens.
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@paco I relate to this.
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@paco That would make an incredible SNL skit or these days perhaps an IRL business opportunity. "Supply Closet Steve" who, for a reasonable fee, will lie in wait behind a plastic fern or in a supply closet to back you up when needed. When you're getting ignored or trampled on he will pop out and say what you just said. All the other men in the room sigh and throw down their pens and papers in defeat, as he properly credits you.
(Image above is a woman with a slight smile and raised eyebrows stretching her hand out in introduction towards a man who has appeared from a small doorway. Two other men look on)
