@paco @BenAveling it is just a stupid electronic device

[allanb@mastodon.social]

@paco sure, why not who cares about some guy being stabbed in front of hundreds of witnesses

[lazarou@mastodon.social]

@paco lol

[log@mastodon.sdf.org]

@paco And there's no rule that says a ventriloquist dummy can't play basketball. #Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

[gblues@bolha.us]

@paco "But the doll never paid any taxes!"
"In that case..."

[bryanhowell@mastodon.social]

@paco "There's no rule that says a golden retriever CAN'T play basketball!"

[paco@infosec.exchange]

@gblues And the doll wasn't born in the UK. It's an immigrant. We'll get it one way or another.
#monsterdon

[klu9@ohai.social]

@paco

"Ain't no rule says you can't put a man's soul into a dummy."

#Monsterdon

[davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social]

@paco With a beard. You missed that key point.

#Monsterdon

[bryanhowell@mastodon.social]

@paco "I am, as the Americans say, "Picking up what you're putting down, yo.""

[paco@infosec.exchange]

@davesdogmaggie Oh shit. There's only like four plot points in the whole damn film, and I MISSED one!
#monsterdon

[sadsquatch@mastodon.social]

@paco genuinely I feel like I wrote dialect like this when I was in high school

[diazona@techhub.social]

@paco @davesdogmaggie Four? That's generous

#Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

[paco@infosec.exchange]

@Sadsquatch I see. Of course. I understand.
#monsterdon

[klu9@ohai.social]

@paco

Fortified wine of some sort? Port, brandy, sherry

#Monsterdon

[lazarou@mastodon.social]

@paco a fuckton of whiskey #monsterdon

[roque@mastodon.social]

@paco Australian table wine #monsterdon

[steggy@sunny.garden]

@paco brandy

[fonecokid@c.im]

@paco ️

[floatybirb@mastodon.social]

@paco I choose to interpret the gradual decline in posts as people gradually falling asleep.

#monsterdon

[dreadfulsanity@mstdn.games]

@paco Very nicely done.