@paco @BenAveling it is just a stupid electronic device

[gblues@bolha.us]

@paco nailed it!

[jivens@beige.party]

@paco

Paco...

[klu9@ohai.social]

@paco

#Monsterdon

[gblues@bolha.us]

@paco and it's not even his own.

[terencio@mastodon.social]

@paco #monsterdon

ikr I wish he'd flipped to the comics and started reading them.

[geoffwozniak@masto.hackers.town]

@paco And it's terrible!

[klu9@ohai.social]

@paco

"Vee haf vayz of making you talk"

... is the motto of the German Guild of Ventriloquists

#Monsterdon

[bryanhowell@mastodon.social]

@Terencio @paco Oh that Marmaduke! What a character. What were we talking about again? Oh yeah, my dumb comatose girlfriend.

[lazarou@mastodon.social]

@paco post war Europe was wild #Monsterdon

[allanb@mastodon.social]

@paco sure, why not who cares about some guy being stabbed in front of hundreds of witnesses

[lazarou@mastodon.social]

@paco lol

[log@mastodon.sdf.org]

@paco And there's no rule that says a ventriloquist dummy can't play basketball. #Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

[gblues@bolha.us]

@paco "But the doll never paid any taxes!"
"In that case..."

[bryanhowell@mastodon.social]

@paco "There's no rule that says a golden retriever CAN'T play basketball!"

[paco@infosec.exchange]

@gblues And the doll wasn't born in the UK. It's an immigrant. We'll get it one way or another.
#monsterdon

[klu9@ohai.social]

@paco

"Ain't no rule says you can't put a man's soul into a dummy."

#Monsterdon

[davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social]

@paco With a beard. You missed that key point.

#Monsterdon

[bryanhowell@mastodon.social]

@paco "I am, as the Americans say, "Picking up what you're putting down, yo.""

[paco@infosec.exchange]

@davesdogmaggie Oh shit. There's only like four plot points in the whole damn film, and I MISSED one!
#monsterdon

[sadsquatch@mastodon.social]

@paco genuinely I feel like I wrote dialect like this when I was in high school