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My washing machine doesn’t need Wi-Fi

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  • neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.ukN neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

    My washing machine doesn’t need Wi-Fi.
    It's a feature that I would regret.
    I just need a way to wash my pants.
    Not show them to the Internet.

    My oven doesn't need Wi-Fi.
    I'd value that least of all.
    It's already shielded from getting too hot.
    It doesn't need another firewall.

    My fridge does not need Wi-Fi.
    That is just not useful for me.
    I want a place to chill my food.
    Not chat via TCP/IP.

    bloor@bloor.twB This user is from outside of this forum
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    @neil both my washer and dryer have wifi. Never even set it up.

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    • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

      @neil both my washer and dryer have wifi. Never even set it up.

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      @bloor Same with our dishwasher. I don't see the point.

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      • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

        @neil both my washer and dryer have wifi. Never even set it up.

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        @bloor Annoyingly that means they are broadcasting a hotspot. I have a fridge hotspot... that's a network security threat angle I haven't investigated... @neil

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        • neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.ukN neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

          @bloor Same with our dishwasher. I don't see the point.

          bloor@bloor.twB This user is from outside of this forum
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          @neil I guess could, with a big stretch, see some “slightly nice to have”s with laundry equipment. For example it could be cool to have some kind of instant message when wash finishes/dryer finishes or whatever.

          But no, dishwasher, can’t really see a case.

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          • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

            @neil I guess could, with a big stretch, see some “slightly nice to have”s with laundry equipment. For example it could be cool to have some kind of instant message when wash finishes/dryer finishes or whatever.

            But no, dishwasher, can’t really see a case.

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            @bloor

            > it could be cool to have some kind of instant message when wash finishes/dryer finishes or whatever

            It would be cool if it could unload itself and put in the next load!

            I'm not sure that I have a need for a notification though - either I am at home and can deal with it (so I don't need a notification to my phone), or else I am not and so couldn't deal with even if I were notified!

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            • neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.ukN neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

              @bloor

              > it could be cool to have some kind of instant message when wash finishes/dryer finishes or whatever

              It would be cool if it could unload itself and put in the next load!

              I'm not sure that I have a need for a notification though - either I am at home and can deal with it (so I don't need a notification to my phone), or else I am not and so couldn't deal with even if I were notified!

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              @neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk @bloor@bloor.tw our washing machine beeps annoyingly when it finishes
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              • neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.ukN neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

                @bloor

                > it could be cool to have some kind of instant message when wash finishes/dryer finishes or whatever

                It would be cool if it could unload itself and put in the next load!

                I'm not sure that I have a need for a notification though - either I am at home and can deal with it (so I don't need a notification to my phone), or else I am not and so couldn't deal with even if I were notified!

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                #48

                @neil @bloor You'd think if both the dryer and the washer had wifi there would be a tunnel.

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                • nick@shore.me.ukN nick@shore.me.uk
                  @neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk @bloor@bloor.tw our washing machine beeps annoyingly when it finishes
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                  @nick @neil see i could absolutely substitute the annoying loud beep for a polite notification on my phone

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                  • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                    @neil I guess could, with a big stretch, see some “slightly nice to have”s with laundry equipment. For example it could be cool to have some kind of instant message when wash finishes/dryer finishes or whatever.

                    But no, dishwasher, can’t really see a case.

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                    #50

                    @bloor @neil my washing machine sends me a push message if the expected duration changes or the cycle ends. I also have it hooked into Home Assistant. It is a German brand so I am assuming at least a modicum of privacy and data protection.

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                    • dan@mastodon.durrans.comD dan@mastodon.durrans.com

                      @bloor @neil my washing machine sends me a push message if the expected duration changes or the cycle ends. I also have it hooked into Home Assistant. It is a German brand so I am assuming at least a modicum of privacy and data protection.

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                      @dan @neil ooi is it Bosch?

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                      • neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.ukN neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

                        My washing machine doesn’t need Wi-Fi.
                        It's a feature that I would regret.
                        I just need a way to wash my pants.
                        Not show them to the Internet.

                        My oven doesn't need Wi-Fi.
                        I'd value that least of all.
                        It's already shielded from getting too hot.
                        It doesn't need another firewall.

                        My fridge does not need Wi-Fi.
                        That is just not useful for me.
                        I want a place to chill my food.
                        Not chat via TCP/IP.

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                        #52

                        @neil As someone who has walked away from an open flame on my stove top, I would appreciate being alerted to potential problems and to be able to check whether I left something cooking when I left the house. 😬

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