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My washing machine doesn’t need Wi-Fi

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  • lazarou@mastodon.socialL lazarou@mastodon.social

    @Limey_tank @neil maybe it would be a good idea under some other system than Capitalism?

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    @Lazarou @neil of course! Open source hardware FTW

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    • joonq@mastodon.socialJ joonq@mastodon.social

      @tarix29 @neil Someone should jailbrake that thing 😔

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      @joonq @neil on the one hand I do wish it could be jailbroken, but on the other given that the machine itself processes credit cards I would hope it's relatively secure

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      • neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.ukN neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

        My washing machine doesn’t need Wi-Fi.
        It's a feature that I would regret.
        I just need a way to wash my pants.
        Not show them to the Internet.

        My oven doesn't need Wi-Fi.
        I'd value that least of all.
        It's already shielded from getting too hot.
        It doesn't need another firewall.

        My fridge does not need Wi-Fi.
        That is just not useful for me.
        I want a place to chill my food.
        Not chat via TCP/IP.

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        @neil both my washer and dryer have wifi. Never even set it up.

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        • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

          @neil both my washer and dryer have wifi. Never even set it up.

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          #43

          @bloor Same with our dishwasher. I don't see the point.

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          • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

            @neil both my washer and dryer have wifi. Never even set it up.

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            @bloor Annoyingly that means they are broadcasting a hotspot. I have a fridge hotspot... that's a network security threat angle I haven't investigated... @neil

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            • neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.ukN neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

              @bloor Same with our dishwasher. I don't see the point.

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              @neil I guess could, with a big stretch, see some “slightly nice to have”s with laundry equipment. For example it could be cool to have some kind of instant message when wash finishes/dryer finishes or whatever.

              But no, dishwasher, can’t really see a case.

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              • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                @neil I guess could, with a big stretch, see some “slightly nice to have”s with laundry equipment. For example it could be cool to have some kind of instant message when wash finishes/dryer finishes or whatever.

                But no, dishwasher, can’t really see a case.

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                @bloor

                > it could be cool to have some kind of instant message when wash finishes/dryer finishes or whatever

                It would be cool if it could unload itself and put in the next load!

                I'm not sure that I have a need for a notification though - either I am at home and can deal with it (so I don't need a notification to my phone), or else I am not and so couldn't deal with even if I were notified!

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                • neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.ukN neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

                  @bloor

                  > it could be cool to have some kind of instant message when wash finishes/dryer finishes or whatever

                  It would be cool if it could unload itself and put in the next load!

                  I'm not sure that I have a need for a notification though - either I am at home and can deal with it (so I don't need a notification to my phone), or else I am not and so couldn't deal with even if I were notified!

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                  @neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk @bloor@bloor.tw our washing machine beeps annoyingly when it finishes
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                  • neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.ukN neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

                    @bloor

                    > it could be cool to have some kind of instant message when wash finishes/dryer finishes or whatever

                    It would be cool if it could unload itself and put in the next load!

                    I'm not sure that I have a need for a notification though - either I am at home and can deal with it (so I don't need a notification to my phone), or else I am not and so couldn't deal with even if I were notified!

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                    #48

                    @neil @bloor You'd think if both the dryer and the washer had wifi there would be a tunnel.

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                    • nick@shore.me.ukN nick@shore.me.uk
                      @neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk @bloor@bloor.tw our washing machine beeps annoyingly when it finishes
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                      @nick @neil see i could absolutely substitute the annoying loud beep for a polite notification on my phone

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                      • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                        @neil I guess could, with a big stretch, see some “slightly nice to have”s with laundry equipment. For example it could be cool to have some kind of instant message when wash finishes/dryer finishes or whatever.

                        But no, dishwasher, can’t really see a case.

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                        #50

                        @bloor @neil my washing machine sends me a push message if the expected duration changes or the cycle ends. I also have it hooked into Home Assistant. It is a German brand so I am assuming at least a modicum of privacy and data protection.

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                        • dan@mastodon.durrans.comD dan@mastodon.durrans.com

                          @bloor @neil my washing machine sends me a push message if the expected duration changes or the cycle ends. I also have it hooked into Home Assistant. It is a German brand so I am assuming at least a modicum of privacy and data protection.

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                          #51

                          @dan @neil ooi is it Bosch?

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                          • neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.ukN neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

                            My washing machine doesn’t need Wi-Fi.
                            It's a feature that I would regret.
                            I just need a way to wash my pants.
                            Not show them to the Internet.

                            My oven doesn't need Wi-Fi.
                            I'd value that least of all.
                            It's already shielded from getting too hot.
                            It doesn't need another firewall.

                            My fridge does not need Wi-Fi.
                            That is just not useful for me.
                            I want a place to chill my food.
                            Not chat via TCP/IP.

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                            #52

                            @neil As someone who has walked away from an open flame on my stove top, I would appreciate being alerted to potential problems and to be able to check whether I left something cooking when I left the house. 😬

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