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My washing machine doesn’t need Wi-Fi

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  • joonq@mastodon.socialJ joonq@mastodon.social

    @tarix29 @neil Someone should jailbrake that thing 😔

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    @joonq @neil on the one hand I do wish it could be jailbroken, but on the other given that the machine itself processes credit cards I would hope it's relatively secure

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    • neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.ukN neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

      My washing machine doesn’t need Wi-Fi.
      It's a feature that I would regret.
      I just need a way to wash my pants.
      Not show them to the Internet.

      My oven doesn't need Wi-Fi.
      I'd value that least of all.
      It's already shielded from getting too hot.
      It doesn't need another firewall.

      My fridge does not need Wi-Fi.
      That is just not useful for me.
      I want a place to chill my food.
      Not chat via TCP/IP.

      bloor@bloor.twB This user is from outside of this forum
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      #42

      @neil both my washer and dryer have wifi. Never even set it up.

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      • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

        @neil both my washer and dryer have wifi. Never even set it up.

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        #43

        @bloor Same with our dishwasher. I don't see the point.

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        • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

          @neil both my washer and dryer have wifi. Never even set it up.

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          @bloor Annoyingly that means they are broadcasting a hotspot. I have a fridge hotspot... that's a network security threat angle I haven't investigated... @neil

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          • neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.ukN neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

            @bloor Same with our dishwasher. I don't see the point.

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            @neil I guess could, with a big stretch, see some “slightly nice to have”s with laundry equipment. For example it could be cool to have some kind of instant message when wash finishes/dryer finishes or whatever.

            But no, dishwasher, can’t really see a case.

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            • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

              @neil I guess could, with a big stretch, see some “slightly nice to have”s with laundry equipment. For example it could be cool to have some kind of instant message when wash finishes/dryer finishes or whatever.

              But no, dishwasher, can’t really see a case.

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              @bloor

              > it could be cool to have some kind of instant message when wash finishes/dryer finishes or whatever

              It would be cool if it could unload itself and put in the next load!

              I'm not sure that I have a need for a notification though - either I am at home and can deal with it (so I don't need a notification to my phone), or else I am not and so couldn't deal with even if I were notified!

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              • neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.ukN neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

                @bloor

                > it could be cool to have some kind of instant message when wash finishes/dryer finishes or whatever

                It would be cool if it could unload itself and put in the next load!

                I'm not sure that I have a need for a notification though - either I am at home and can deal with it (so I don't need a notification to my phone), or else I am not and so couldn't deal with even if I were notified!

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                @neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk @bloor@bloor.tw our washing machine beeps annoyingly when it finishes
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                • neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.ukN neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

                  @bloor

                  > it could be cool to have some kind of instant message when wash finishes/dryer finishes or whatever

                  It would be cool if it could unload itself and put in the next load!

                  I'm not sure that I have a need for a notification though - either I am at home and can deal with it (so I don't need a notification to my phone), or else I am not and so couldn't deal with even if I were notified!

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                  #48

                  @neil @bloor You'd think if both the dryer and the washer had wifi there would be a tunnel.

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                  • nick@shore.me.ukN nick@shore.me.uk
                    @neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk @bloor@bloor.tw our washing machine beeps annoyingly when it finishes
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                    @nick @neil see i could absolutely substitute the annoying loud beep for a polite notification on my phone

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                    • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                      @neil I guess could, with a big stretch, see some “slightly nice to have”s with laundry equipment. For example it could be cool to have some kind of instant message when wash finishes/dryer finishes or whatever.

                      But no, dishwasher, can’t really see a case.

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                      #50

                      @bloor @neil my washing machine sends me a push message if the expected duration changes or the cycle ends. I also have it hooked into Home Assistant. It is a German brand so I am assuming at least a modicum of privacy and data protection.

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                      • dan@mastodon.durrans.comD dan@mastodon.durrans.com

                        @bloor @neil my washing machine sends me a push message if the expected duration changes or the cycle ends. I also have it hooked into Home Assistant. It is a German brand so I am assuming at least a modicum of privacy and data protection.

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                        #51

                        @dan @neil ooi is it Bosch?

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                        • neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.ukN neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

                          My washing machine doesn’t need Wi-Fi.
                          It's a feature that I would regret.
                          I just need a way to wash my pants.
                          Not show them to the Internet.

                          My oven doesn't need Wi-Fi.
                          I'd value that least of all.
                          It's already shielded from getting too hot.
                          It doesn't need another firewall.

                          My fridge does not need Wi-Fi.
                          That is just not useful for me.
                          I want a place to chill my food.
                          Not chat via TCP/IP.

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                          #52

                          @neil As someone who has walked away from an open flame on my stove top, I would appreciate being alerted to potential problems and to be able to check whether I left something cooking when I left the house. 😬

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