Hi #fediverse.
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Instructions for duck. For swans step two should be adapted.
A Light Shining In Darkness (@fzer0@nerdculture.de)
Attached: 1 video How to pick up a duck 🦆
NerdCulture (nerdculture.de)
Ok. Just tried the two step method. It really is not as easy as the original video makes it out to be.
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Ok. Just tried the two step method. It really is not as easy as the original video makes it out to be.
@Pepijn That duck looks like a rabbit
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@Pepijn That duck looks like a rabbit
@SnyperWolf It's 2026, we really should try to not judge ducks by their cover.
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Ok. Just tried the two step method. It really is not as easy as the original video makes it out to be.
@Pepijn Can be so difficult to tell them apart.
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Ok. Just tried the two step method. It really is not as easy as the original video makes it out to be.
@Pepijn I bet it fled straight into the nearest high security data center
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@SnyperWolf It's 2026, we really should try to not judge ducks by their cover.
@Pepijn Fair enough
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@Pepijn That duck looks like a rabbit
@SnyperWolf
It's a hare. -
Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While browsing the Fediverse today it appears most people here have never tried to pick up a duck or swan. Like, not even once during their childhood.
Some people say they've not even touched a living chicken!
My hypothesis is that people here get upset about whatever hypothesis I present so I'll shutup on this.
🦢 Have you try pick up a duck or swan?
Please boost for scientific accuracy (or don't, it's your choice, that #science for you!)
@muskrat_john has some advice on why you shouldn't....
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While browsing the Fediverse today it appears most people here have never tried to pick up a duck or swan. Like, not even once during their childhood.
Some people say they've not even touched a living chicken!
My hypothesis is that people here get upset about whatever hypothesis I present so I'll shutup on this.
🦢 Have you try pick up a duck or swan?
Please boost for scientific accuracy (or don't, it's your choice, that #science for you!)
@Pepijn Ah, but have you ridden a white swan?
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While browsing the Fediverse today it appears most people here have never tried to pick up a duck or swan. Like, not even once during their childhood.
Some people say they've not even touched a living chicken!
My hypothesis is that people here get upset about whatever hypothesis I present so I'll shutup on this.
🦢 Have you try pick up a duck or swan?
Please boost for scientific accuracy (or don't, it's your choice, that #science for you!)
@Pepijn Pick up - no. Did pet a Canada goose while feeding them a couple summers back.
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While browsing the Fediverse today it appears most people here have never tried to pick up a duck or swan. Like, not even once during their childhood.
Some people say they've not even touched a living chicken!
My hypothesis is that people here get upset about whatever hypothesis I present so I'll shutup on this.
🦢 Have you try pick up a duck or swan?
Please boost for scientific accuracy (or don't, it's your choice, that #science for you!)
@Pepijn
Muscovy duck or Canadian goose in disguise. -
Ok. Just tried the two step method. It really is not as easy as the original video makes it out to be.
@Pepijn yeah, ducks have always bailed out if I tried to approach too
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@SnyperWolf
It's a hare.@src_esther @Pepijn it's a hair what?
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While browsing the Fediverse today it appears most people here have never tried to pick up a duck or swan. Like, not even once during their childhood.
Some people say they've not even touched a living chicken!
My hypothesis is that people here get upset about whatever hypothesis I present so I'll shutup on this.
🦢 Have you try pick up a duck or swan?
Please boost for scientific accuracy (or don't, it's your choice, that #science for you!)
@Pepijn : No for duck, but yes for goose.
I was attacked by swans as a toddler.
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Ok. Just tried the two step method. It really is not as easy as the original video makes it out to be.
I believe you may be what people call "an odd duck", Pepijn.
That is not a criticism. I like ducks (have picked many up, petted them, fed them, raised them from egg, studied them in the wild, etc.) I like most "odd" people, much more in fact than I like hidebound, sullen, militantly average people.
I'm an odd duck, myself.
Thanks for your entertaining posts.
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While browsing the Fediverse today it appears most people here have never tried to pick up a duck or swan. Like, not even once during their childhood.
Some people say they've not even touched a living chicken!
My hypothesis is that people here get upset about whatever hypothesis I present so I'll shutup on this.
🦢 Have you try pick up a duck or swan?
Please boost for scientific accuracy (or don't, it's your choice, that #science for you!)
I cry “fowl”! I have hugged and carried a chicken.
Do baby ducks, count? Then yes. Ducks! -
Ok. Just tried the two step method. It really is not as easy as the original video makes it out to be.
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While browsing the Fediverse today it appears most people here have never tried to pick up a duck or swan. Like, not even once during their childhood.
Some people say they've not even touched a living chicken!
My hypothesis is that people here get upset about whatever hypothesis I present so I'll shutup on this.
🦢 Have you try pick up a duck or swan?
Please boost for scientific accuracy (or don't, it's your choice, that #science for you!)
@Pepijn everybody DUCK
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While browsing the Fediverse today it appears most people here have never tried to pick up a duck or swan. Like, not even once during their childhood.
Some people say they've not even touched a living chicken!
My hypothesis is that people here get upset about whatever hypothesis I present so I'll shutup on this.
🦢 Have you try pick up a duck or swan?
Please boost for scientific accuracy (or don't, it's your choice, that #science for you!)
@Pepijn I've voted no, because I've only picked up a duckling, never a full grown duck.
Having met some adult ducks, I'm not sure it's as easy as the instructional video suggests.
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While browsing the Fediverse today it appears most people here have never tried to pick up a duck or swan. Like, not even once during their childhood.
Some people say they've not even touched a living chicken!
My hypothesis is that people here get upset about whatever hypothesis I present so I'll shutup on this.
🦢 Have you try pick up a duck or swan?
Please boost for scientific accuracy (or don't, it's your choice, that #science for you!)
@Pepijn Leave them alone
