Hi #fediverse.

[eedly@mindly.social]

@kobold
Not. Like. This.

E. C. Bigribs (@eedly@mindly.social)

Attached: 1 image @fzer0@nerdculture.de Up next: how not to pick up a swan.

Mindly.Social (mindly.social)

@Pepijn

[eedly@mindly.social]

@Pepijn I have picked up a barred owl and a red-tailed hawk (not at the same time). However, I have never been in a situation where either I or a swan/duck/goose would benefit from me putting hands on it, so I've kept them to myself.

[pepijn@mastodon.online]

Ok. Just tried the two step method. It really is not as easy as the original video makes it out to be.

[snyperwolf@kind.social]

@Pepijn That duck looks like a rabbit

[pepijn@mastodon.online]

@SnyperWolf It's 2026, we really should try to not judge ducks by their cover.

[infoseepage@mastodon.social]

@Pepijn Can be so difficult to tell them apart.

[slothrop@chaos.social]

@Pepijn I bet it fled straight into the nearest high security data center

[snyperwolf@kind.social]

@Pepijn Fair enough

[src_esther@mastodon.online]

@SnyperWolf
It's a hare.

@Pepijn

[cptbutton@dice.camp]

@Pepijn

@muskrat_john has some advice on why you shouldn't....

[nickiquote@mstdn.social]

@Pepijn Ah, but have you ridden a white swan?

[alison@beige.party]

@Pepijn Pick up - no. Did pet a Canada goose while feeding them a couple summers back.

[skua@mastodon.social]

@Pepijn
Muscovy duck or Canadian goose in disguise.

[hyc@mastodon.social]

@Pepijn yeah, ducks have always bailed out if I tried to approach too

[snyperwolf@kind.social]

@src_esther @Pepijn it's a hair what?

[pjf@cloudisland.nz]

@Pepijn : No for duck, but yes for goose.

I was attacked by swans as a toddler.

[oldclumsy_nowmad@mastodon.social]

@Pepijn

I believe you may be what people call "an odd duck", Pepijn.

That is not a criticism. I like ducks (have picked many up, petted them, fed them, raised them from egg, studied them in the wild, etc.) I like most "odd" people, much more in fact than I like hidebound, sullen, militantly average people.

I'm an odd duck, myself.

Thanks for your entertaining posts.

[rachela@mastodon.online]

@Pepijn

I cry “fowl”! I have hugged and carried a chicken.
Do baby ducks, count? Then yes. Ducks!

[clickhere@mastodon.ie]

@Pepijn Hang on. Are you just approaching random stranger ducks? Ducks whomst are unknown to you?

Just planning on goin' around, pickin' up strangers??

Now, I'm no @fzer0, but I'm pretty sure that is not the way. Not the way, at all.

#ducks

[weezmgk@mastodon.social]

@Pepijn everybody DUCK