I got an unironic report that an account has a bad aura.
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I got an unironic report that an account has a bad aura. Now I’m not going to discount the possibility of this being true, but I’m curious how to measure whether an account’s aura has strayed too far from a good baseline aura.
@jerry
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I got an unironic report that an account has a bad aura. Now I’m not going to discount the possibility of this being true, but I’m curious how to measure whether an account’s aura has strayed too far from a good baseline aura.
@jerry@infosec.exchange it involves incense, your Pagan friends, and a ceremony
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I got an unironic report that an account has a bad aura. Now I’m not going to discount the possibility of this being true, but I’m curious how to measure whether an account’s aura has strayed too far from a good baseline aura.
@jerry you need to plot all accounts in a formal statistical #ControlChart, in which you determine via statistical analysis the upper & lower control limits, which for instance you might set at mean aura + three std devs for the UCL, & ofc mean aura - three std devs for the LCL. then as the data keeps accruing over time, you note those accounts tending dangerously near the UCL or LCL, but you only need take official action once an account's data line has exceeded the UCL or LCL for seven consecutive samples, as that denotes statistically significant system change in that account. once identified, urgent decisive action is required by you, lest other accounts also get uppity [or lowerly]. -
I got an unironic report that an account has a bad aura. Now I’m not going to discount the possibility of this being true, but I’m curious how to measure whether an account’s aura has strayed too far from a good baseline aura.
...It's a special substance. You gotta pray for that, man...
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I got an unironic report that an account has a bad aura. Now I’m not going to discount the possibility of this being true, but I’m curious how to measure whether an account’s aura has strayed too far from a good baseline aura.
“Sir, your aura is clocking in at a 13.5 and we’re gonna need you to bring it down to about a 3 if you want to stay. Thanks.”
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@jerry you need to plot all accounts in a formal statistical #ControlChart, in which you determine via statistical analysis the upper & lower control limits, which for instance you might set at mean aura + three std devs for the UCL, & ofc mean aura - three std devs for the LCL. then as the data keeps accruing over time, you note those accounts tending dangerously near the UCL or LCL, but you only need take official action once an account's data line has exceeded the UCL or LCL for seven consecutive samples, as that denotes statistically significant system change in that account. once identified, urgent decisive action is required by you, lest other accounts also get uppity [or lowerly].
@msdropbear42 It makes sense. Am I taking readings with a thermometer?
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“Sir, your aura is clocking in at a 13.5 and we’re gonna need you to bring it down to about a 3 if you want to stay. Thanks.”
@jerry can i burst my aura tint? like, if i just need to vent about something?
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I got an unironic report that an account has a bad aura. Now I’m not going to discount the possibility of this being true, but I’m curious how to measure whether an account’s aura has strayed too far from a good baseline aura.
@jerry What are infosec.exchange’s community rules around bad auras? If someone with a bad aura signed up knowing bad auras are not allowed per instance rules against bad auras, your hands are tied ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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@jerry What are infosec.exchange’s community rules around bad auras? If someone with a bad aura signed up knowing bad auras are not allowed per instance rules against bad auras, your hands are tied ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@zcutlip see, that’s the other problem. I completely failed at accounting for auras when I created the instance rules. I have learned something today so will have to make some changes.
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“Sir, your aura is clocking in at a 13.5 and we’re gonna need you to bring it down to about a 3 if you want to stay. Thanks.”
@jerry It's the flaring, isn't it? It sometimes gets a little bursty around the edges.
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@zcutlip see, that’s the other problem. I completely failed at accounting for auras when I created the instance rules. I have learned something today so will have to make some changes.
@jerry infosec.aura represents a fresh start and an ideal opportunity to put these difficult lessons into practice
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I got an unironic report that an account has a bad aura. Now I’m not going to discount the possibility of this being true, but I’m curious how to measure whether an account’s aura has strayed too far from a good baseline aura.
@jerry i'm sure the inquisition has some ideas on that topic
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“Sir, your aura is clocking in at a 13.5 and we’re gonna need you to bring it down to about a 3 if you want to stay. Thanks.”
@jerry i was gonna make a joke about ai powered aurometers but then i realized they basically exist and they suck
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I got an unironic report that an account has a bad aura. Now I’m not going to discount the possibility of this being true, but I’m curious how to measure whether an account’s aura has strayed too far from a good baseline aura.
@jerry curious if it is purple (almost famous reference)
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@msdropbear42 It makes sense. Am I taking readings with a thermometer?
@jerry indeed yes, but also best practice would dictate also with a piezo-electric vibration transducer, coz in dangerous matters like these, it's "the vibe" that's really important! -
@jerry i was gonna make a joke about ai powered aurometers but then i realized they basically exist and they suck
@NocturnalNessa @jerry "get the good aurometer, the one from the safe. 13.5? not great, not terrible."
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I got an unironic report that an account has a bad aura. Now I’m not going to discount the possibility of this being true, but I’m curious how to measure whether an account’s aura has strayed too far from a good baseline aura.
@jerry how many tasers you got?
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I got an unironic report that an account has a bad aura. Now I’m not going to discount the possibility of this being true, but I’m curious how to measure whether an account’s aura has strayed too far from a good baseline aura.
@jerry Auracoders at the gates.
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@jerry you need to look at the account through a Quartz stone then you should be able to see it’s aura and determine if it’s bad.
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