I got an unironic report that an account has a bad aura.
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“Sir, your aura is clocking in at a 13.5 and we’re gonna need you to bring it down to about a 3 if you want to stay. Thanks.”
@jerry It's the flaring, isn't it? It sometimes gets a little bursty around the edges.
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@zcutlip see, that’s the other problem. I completely failed at accounting for auras when I created the instance rules. I have learned something today so will have to make some changes.
@jerry infosec.aura represents a fresh start and an ideal opportunity to put these difficult lessons into practice
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I got an unironic report that an account has a bad aura. Now I’m not going to discount the possibility of this being true, but I’m curious how to measure whether an account’s aura has strayed too far from a good baseline aura.
@jerry i'm sure the inquisition has some ideas on that topic
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“Sir, your aura is clocking in at a 13.5 and we’re gonna need you to bring it down to about a 3 if you want to stay. Thanks.”
@jerry i was gonna make a joke about ai powered aurometers but then i realized they basically exist and they suck
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I got an unironic report that an account has a bad aura. Now I’m not going to discount the possibility of this being true, but I’m curious how to measure whether an account’s aura has strayed too far from a good baseline aura.
@jerry curious if it is purple (almost famous reference)
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@msdropbear42 It makes sense. Am I taking readings with a thermometer?
@jerry indeed yes, but also best practice would dictate also with a piezo-electric vibration transducer, coz in dangerous matters like these, it's "the vibe" that's really important! -
@jerry i was gonna make a joke about ai powered aurometers but then i realized they basically exist and they suck
@NocturnalNessa @jerry "get the good aurometer, the one from the safe. 13.5? not great, not terrible."
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I got an unironic report that an account has a bad aura. Now I’m not going to discount the possibility of this being true, but I’m curious how to measure whether an account’s aura has strayed too far from a good baseline aura.
@jerry how many tasers you got?
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I got an unironic report that an account has a bad aura. Now I’m not going to discount the possibility of this being true, but I’m curious how to measure whether an account’s aura has strayed too far from a good baseline aura.
@jerry Auracoders at the gates.
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@jerry you need to look at the account through a Quartz stone then you should be able to see it’s aura and determine if it’s bad.
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I got an unironic report that an account has a bad aura. Now I’m not going to discount the possibility of this being true, but I’m curious how to measure whether an account’s aura has strayed too far from a good baseline aura.
@jerry
My aura is 3M -
“Sir, your aura is clocking in at a 13.5 and we’re gonna need you to bring it down to about a 3 if you want to stay. Thanks.”
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I got an unironic report that an account has a bad aura. Now I’m not going to discount the possibility of this being true, but I’m curious how to measure whether an account’s aura has strayed too far from a good baseline aura.
@jerry Auratic sciences.
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I got an unironic report that an account has a bad aura. Now I’m not going to discount the possibility of this being true, but I’m curious how to measure whether an account’s aura has strayed too far from a good baseline aura.
@jerry you need a witchdoctor moderator.
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“Sir, your aura is clocking in at a 13.5 and we’re gonna need you to bring it down to about a 3 if you want to stay. Thanks.”
@jerry well you obviously need a Rate My Aura bot now.
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“Sir, your aura is clocking in at a 13.5 and we’re gonna need you to bring it down to about a 3 if you want to stay. Thanks.”
@jerry soon bans incoming for all INTJ and Scorpios oh and Leos because fuck em
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I got an unironic report that an account has a bad aura. Now I’m not going to discount the possibility of this being true, but I’m curious how to measure whether an account’s aura has strayed too far from a good baseline aura.
@jerry you just gotta check the vibes,man!
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“Sir, your aura is clocking in at a 13.5 and we’re gonna need you to bring it down to about a 3 if you want to stay. Thanks.”
@jerry this feels like that thing the scientologists do with their funny little machine. "Ma'am, please place your fediverse account in the cradle and answer these question"
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@jerry how many tasers you got?
