I'm sorry.

[beep@follow.ethanmarcotte.com]

@grimalkina cat i just hit some sort of land speed record going from “who the fuck is this person” to “what the fuck is WRONG with this person”

like

[bfordham@infosec.exchange]

@grimalkina

Cat. Uh. Wow.

And your comment that this may be the least weird thing they've posted is deeply concerning.

[dave@alvarado.social]

@grimalkina can we also talk about the two tweets that guy put back-to-back?

IS THAT HIS TESTING METHODOLOGY?!?

[going_to_maine@mastodon.social]

@beep @grimalkina congrats on being one of today's lucky 10,000 I suppose.

[glyph@mastodon.social]

@grimalkina bryan johnson’s name is like an entire genre of content warning. maybe 2 or 3 genres at once.

thank you for absolutely torching his pathetic, scientifically illiterate ass here

[petko@social.petko.me]

@lzg @grimalkina thanks I hate it...

[bright_helpings@mspsocial.net]

@grimalkina It'd make the @vagina_museum proud.

[glyph@mastodon.social]

@grimalkina (I am so happy for the torching in fact that I am not even gonna be mad that you brought this contemptible fake vampire into my field of view)

[grimalkina@mastodon.social]

@beep people like this are like the free radicals forcing our minds to become more resilient

[fathermcgruder@jorts.horse]

@grimalkina

[grimalkina@mastodon.social]

@bright_helpings @vagina_museum rolling up to the museum with a shirt that says vagina citizen science but it's not a joke

[beep@follow.ethanmarcotte.com]

@grimalkina okay i legit LOVE THIS

[grimalkina@mastodon.social]

@beep

Me on your timeline: 🥼

Just a moment...

(www.science.org)

[bright_helpings@mspsocial.net]

@grimalkina @vagina_museum that would be the most badass tshirt... Especially because it's not a joke!

[mnl@hachyderm.io]

@grimalkina this is right in the uncanny valley between "what an unhinged thing to post", "this is kind of cool" and "wtf ugh".

[kestral@masto.hackers.town]

@grimalkina someone needs to tell Bryan that the best way to look younger than your years is to start taking oestrogen.

[jimgar@hachyderm.io]

@grimalkina As bad as the post is, it’s reminded me. During my undergrad in cell & molecular biology I was thrilled to stumble upon “Gardnerella vaginalis” in a library book. I was like, ! That’s my name! Vagina teehee

[xabean@infosec.exchange]

@grimalkina @wordshaper this post has been spinning in my head all day long "do people really gamify the quality of their personal biome?" and I do not like this living in my head rent free