<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[I&#x27;m sorry.]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>I'm sorry. But I fact checked this. I'm sorry. I had to. I was like?!??!!? I will not let this individual out-science me on this topic IN PARTICULAR. How on earth would we be getting a population-level sample of all these microbiomes to make this estimate. Sample reading skill issue</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/240924a6-d94d-439c-b43c-8cf60465413c/i-m-sorry.</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 15 May 2026 07:46:10 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/240924a6-d94d-439c-b43c-8cf60465413c.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 16:56:35 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I&#x27;m sorry. on Thu, 30 Apr 2026 19:52:16 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/grimalkina%40mastodon.social">@<span>grimalkina</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/wordshaper%40weatherishappening.network">@<span>wordshaper</span></a></span> this post has been spinning in my head all day long "do people really gamify the quality of their personal biome?" and I do not like this living in my head rent free</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/xabean/statuses/116495400070104907</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/xabean/statuses/116495400070104907</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[xabean@infosec.exchange]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 19:52:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I&#x27;m sorry. on Thu, 30 Apr 2026 19:18:28 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/grimalkina%40mastodon.social">@<span>grimalkina</span></a></span> As bad as the post is, it’s reminded me. During my undergrad in cell &amp; molecular biology I was thrilled to stumble upon “Gardnerella vaginalis” in a library book. I was like, <img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f62e.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--open_mouth" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😮" alt="😮" />! That’s my name! Vagina teehee</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/jimgar/statuses/116495267173406197</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/jimgar/statuses/116495267173406197</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[jimgar@hachyderm.io]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 19:18:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I&#x27;m sorry. on Thu, 30 Apr 2026 19:14:26 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/grimalkina%40mastodon.social">@<span>grimalkina</span></a></span> someone needs to tell Bryan that the best way to look younger than your years is to start taking oestrogen.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://masto.hackers.town/users/kestral/statuses/116495251331425777</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://masto.hackers.town/users/kestral/statuses/116495251331425777</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[kestral@masto.hackers.town]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 19:14:26 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I&#x27;m sorry. on Thu, 30 Apr 2026 18:59:23 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/grimalkina%40mastodon.social">@<span>grimalkina</span></a></span> this is right in the uncanny valley between "what an unhinged thing to post", "this is kind of cool" and "wtf ugh".</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/mnl/statuses/116495192107817474</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/mnl/statuses/116495192107817474</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[mnl@hachyderm.io]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 18:59:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I&#x27;m sorry. on Thu, 30 Apr 2026 18:49:57 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/grimalkina%40mastodon.social">@<span>grimalkina</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/vagina_museum%40masto.ai">@<span>vagina_museum</span></a></span> that would be the most badass tshirt... Especially because it's not a joke!</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mspsocial.net/users/bright_helpings/statuses/116495155037077062</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mspsocial.net/users/bright_helpings/statuses/116495155037077062</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[bright_helpings@mspsocial.net]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 18:49:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I&#x27;m sorry. on Thu, 30 Apr 2026 18:48:37 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/beep%40follow.ethanmarcotte.com">@<span>beep</span></a></span> </p><p>Me on your timeline: <img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f469-200d-1f52c.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--female-scientist" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="👩‍🔬" alt="👩‍🔬" />🥼<img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f489.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--syringe" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="💉" alt="💉" /></p><p></p><div class="card col-md-9 col-lg-6 position-relative link-preview p-0">

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isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/grimalkina/statuses/116495071341974474</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[grimalkina@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 18:28:40 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I&#x27;m sorry. on Thu, 30 Apr 2026 17:55:35 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/grimalkina%40mastodon.social">@<span>grimalkina</span></a></span> (I am so happy for the torching in fact that I am not even gonna be mad that you brought this contemptible fake vampire into my field of view)</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/glyph/statuses/116494941258660214</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/glyph/statuses/116494941258660214</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[glyph@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 17:55:35 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I&#x27;m sorry. on Thu, 30 Apr 2026 17:54:13 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/grimalkina%40mastodon.social">@<span>grimalkina</span></a></span> It'd make the <span><a href="/user/vagina_museum%40masto.ai">@<span>vagina_museum</span></a></span> proud.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mspsocial.net/users/bright_helpings/statuses/116494935908697275</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mspsocial.net/users/bright_helpings/statuses/116494935908697275</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[bright_helpings@mspsocial.net]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 17:54:13 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I&#x27;m sorry. on Thu, 30 Apr 2026 17:47:10 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/lzg%40mastodon.social">@<span>lzg</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/grimalkina%40mastodon.social">@<span>grimalkina</span></a></span> thanks I hate it...</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.petko.me/users/petko/statuses/116494908157619231</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.petko.me/users/petko/statuses/116494908157619231</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[petko@social.petko.me]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 17:47:10 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I&#x27;m sorry. on Thu, 30 Apr 2026 17:45:10 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/grimalkina%40mastodon.social">@<span>grimalkina</span></a></span> bryan johnson’s name is like an entire genre of content warning. maybe 2 or 3 genres at once.</p><p>thank you for absolutely torching his pathetic, scientifically illiterate ass here</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/glyph/statuses/116494900327410636</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/glyph/statuses/116494900327410636</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[glyph@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 17:45:10 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I&#x27;m sorry. on Thu, 30 Apr 2026 17:42:18 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/beep%40follow.ethanmarcotte.com">@<span>beep</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/grimalkina%40mastodon.social">@<span>grimalkina</span></a></span> congrats on being one of today's lucky 10,000 I suppose.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/going_to_maine/statuses/116494889048727246</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/going_to_maine/statuses/116494889048727246</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[going_to_maine@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 17:42:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I&#x27;m sorry. on Thu, 30 Apr 2026 17:42:09 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/grimalkina%40mastodon.social">@<span>grimalkina</span></a></span> can we also talk about the two tweets that guy put back-to-back?</p><p>IS THAT HIS TESTING METHODOLOGY?!?</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://alvarado.social/users/dave/statuses/116494888461161206</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://alvarado.social/users/dave/statuses/116494888461161206</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[dave@alvarado.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 17:42:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I&#x27;m sorry. on Thu, 30 Apr 2026 17:37:16 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/grimalkina%40mastodon.social">@<span>grimalkina</span></a></span> </p><p>Cat. Uh. Wow.</p><p>And your comment that this may be the least weird thing they've posted is deeply concerning.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/Bfordham/statuses/116494869214046939</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/Bfordham/statuses/116494869214046939</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[bfordham@infosec.exchange]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 17:37:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I&#x27;m sorry. on Thu, 30 Apr 2026 17:31:15 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/grimalkina%40mastodon.social">@<span>grimalkina</span></a></span> cat i just hit some sort of land speed record going from “who the fuck is this person” to “what the fuck is WRONG with this person”</p><p>like</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://follow.ethanmarcotte.com/users/beep/statuses/116494845549065185</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://follow.ethanmarcotte.com/users/beep/statuses/116494845549065185</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[beep@follow.ethanmarcotte.com]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 17:31:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I&#x27;m sorry. on Thu, 30 Apr 2026 17:28:16 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/grimalkina%40mastodon.social">@<span>grimalkina</span></a></span> Thanks for the knowledge on this topic.<br />Why does this guy post such things?</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://ruhr.social/users/Nefex/statuses/116494833842160821</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://ruhr.social/users/Nefex/statuses/116494833842160821</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[nefex@ruhr.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 17:28:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I&#x27;m sorry. on Thu, 30 Apr 2026 17:24:03 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/grimalkina%40mastodon.social">@<span>grimalkina</span></a></span> doing the lordts work</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/lzg/statuses/116494817294693109</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/lzg/statuses/116494817294693109</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[lzg@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 17:24:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I&#x27;m sorry. on Thu, 30 Apr 2026 17:19:15 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/grimalkina%40mastodon.social">@<span>grimalkina</span></a></span> I've seen a lot of men objectify women, but this is a whole new level.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/thestrangelet/statuses/116494798377418748</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/thestrangelet/statuses/116494798377418748</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[thestrangelet@beige.party]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 17:19:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I&#x27;m sorry. on Thu, 30 Apr 2026 17:14:48 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/castanea_jo%40ni.hil.ist">@<span>castanea_jo</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/grimalkina%40mastodon.social">@<span>grimalkina</span></a></span> He's a weird guy, it's a strange thing to post, but probably not anywhere near the most unhinged thing he's said. But the fact that anyone pays attention to him is a real indictment of the rest of us lol</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jawnsy/statuses/116494780921016800</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jawnsy/statuses/116494780921016800</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[jawnsy@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 17:14:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I&#x27;m sorry. on Thu, 30 Apr 2026 17:14:44 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/jawnsy%40mastodon.social">@<span>jawnsy</span></a></span> rigor matters everywhere!!!</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/grimalkina/statuses/116494780648424254</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/grimalkina/statuses/116494780648424254</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[grimalkina@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 17:14:44 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I&#x27;m sorry. on Thu, 30 Apr 2026 17:13:38 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="https://kolektiva.social/@KevinCarson1">@<span>KevinCarson1</span></a></span> I'm putting up a psychic damage mental block</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/grimalkina/statuses/116494776333381421</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/grimalkina/statuses/116494776333381421</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[grimalkina@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 17:13:38 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>