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  • mattblaze@federate.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
    mattblaze@federate.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
    mattblaze@federate.social
    wrote last edited by
    #1

    Social media responses to jokes:

    (0) I understood your joke

    (1) I understood your joke, but I assume you do not, so be please allow me to explain it to you.

    (2) I understood your joke, but did not find it to be sufficiently humorous to warrant my having read it.

    (3) I did not understand your joke, but I believe that if had, it would have undoubtedly caused me great personal offense for reasons that you could not have anticipated. I therefore must challenge you to a duel.

    plragde@mstdn.socialP glyph@mastodon.socialG phreakmonkey@infosec.exchangeP bette@mstdn.socialB robo105@mastodon.socialR 10 Replies Last reply
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    • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

      Social media responses to jokes:

      (0) I understood your joke

      (1) I understood your joke, but I assume you do not, so be please allow me to explain it to you.

      (2) I understood your joke, but did not find it to be sufficiently humorous to warrant my having read it.

      (3) I did not understand your joke, but I believe that if had, it would have undoubtedly caused me great personal offense for reasons that you could not have anticipated. I therefore must challenge you to a duel.

      plragde@mstdn.socialP This user is from outside of this forum
      plragde@mstdn.socialP This user is from outside of this forum
      plragde@mstdn.social
      wrote last edited by
      #2

      @mattblaze That's not funny.

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      • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

        Social media responses to jokes:

        (0) I understood your joke

        (1) I understood your joke, but I assume you do not, so be please allow me to explain it to you.

        (2) I understood your joke, but did not find it to be sufficiently humorous to warrant my having read it.

        (3) I did not understand your joke, but I believe that if had, it would have undoubtedly caused me great personal offense for reasons that you could not have anticipated. I therefore must challenge you to a duel.

        glyph@mastodon.socialG This user is from outside of this forum
        glyph@mastodon.socialG This user is from outside of this forum
        glyph@mastodon.social
        wrote last edited by
        #3

        @mattblaze

        (4) not enough colors in photo

        tomjennings@tldr.nettime.orgT 1 Reply Last reply
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        • plragde@mstdn.socialP plragde@mstdn.social

          @mattblaze That's not funny.

          emma@orbital.horseE This user is from outside of this forum
          emma@orbital.horseE This user is from outside of this forum
          emma@orbital.horse
          wrote last edited by
          #4

          @plragde @mattblaze

          Them: "Knock, knock."
          You: "Of course you know this means war."

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          • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

            Social media responses to jokes:

            (0) I understood your joke

            (1) I understood your joke, but I assume you do not, so be please allow me to explain it to you.

            (2) I understood your joke, but did not find it to be sufficiently humorous to warrant my having read it.

            (3) I did not understand your joke, but I believe that if had, it would have undoubtedly caused me great personal offense for reasons that you could not have anticipated. I therefore must challenge you to a duel.

            phreakmonkey@infosec.exchangeP This user is from outside of this forum
            phreakmonkey@infosec.exchangeP This user is from outside of this forum
            phreakmonkey@infosec.exchange
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            #5

            @mattblaze "This joke was offensive, but it provides some great insights into the minds of _____. Here's five ways I leveraged that to improve my mindset and increase my success..." <- the LinkedIn response 😝

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            • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

              Social media responses to jokes:

              (0) I understood your joke

              (1) I understood your joke, but I assume you do not, so be please allow me to explain it to you.

              (2) I understood your joke, but did not find it to be sufficiently humorous to warrant my having read it.

              (3) I did not understand your joke, but I believe that if had, it would have undoubtedly caused me great personal offense for reasons that you could not have anticipated. I therefore must challenge you to a duel.

              bette@mstdn.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
              bette@mstdn.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
              bette@mstdn.social
              wrote last edited by
              #6

              @mattblaze

              I understand this joke. It's not funny and you really could use a better team of writers.

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              • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

                Social media responses to jokes:

                (0) I understood your joke

                (1) I understood your joke, but I assume you do not, so be please allow me to explain it to you.

                (2) I understood your joke, but did not find it to be sufficiently humorous to warrant my having read it.

                (3) I did not understand your joke, but I believe that if had, it would have undoubtedly caused me great personal offense for reasons that you could not have anticipated. I therefore must challenge you to a duel.

                robo105@mastodon.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
                robo105@mastodon.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
                robo105@mastodon.social
                wrote last edited by
                #7

                @mattblaze I love the last one as it is so on point

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                • glyph@mastodon.socialG glyph@mastodon.social

                  @mattblaze

                  (4) not enough colors in photo

                  tomjennings@tldr.nettime.orgT This user is from outside of this forum
                  tomjennings@tldr.nettime.orgT This user is from outside of this forum
                  tomjennings@tldr.nettime.org
                  wrote last edited by
                  #8

                  @glyph

                  LOL was thinking of posting that and decided not to.

                  Now both of you can reasonably call me an asshole.

                  TO THE DUEL!

                  @mattblaze

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                  • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

                    Social media responses to jokes:

                    (0) I understood your joke

                    (1) I understood your joke, but I assume you do not, so be please allow me to explain it to you.

                    (2) I understood your joke, but did not find it to be sufficiently humorous to warrant my having read it.

                    (3) I did not understand your joke, but I believe that if had, it would have undoubtedly caused me great personal offense for reasons that you could not have anticipated. I therefore must challenge you to a duel.

                    sikorsky78@infosec.exchangeS This user is from outside of this forum
                    sikorsky78@infosec.exchangeS This user is from outside of this forum
                    sikorsky78@infosec.exchange
                    wrote last edited by
                    #9

                    @mattblaze (0)

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                    • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

                      Social media responses to jokes:

                      (0) I understood your joke

                      (1) I understood your joke, but I assume you do not, so be please allow me to explain it to you.

                      (2) I understood your joke, but did not find it to be sufficiently humorous to warrant my having read it.

                      (3) I did not understand your joke, but I believe that if had, it would have undoubtedly caused me great personal offense for reasons that you could not have anticipated. I therefore must challenge you to a duel.

                      kfringe@mastodon.socialK This user is from outside of this forum
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                      kfringe@mastodon.social
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                      #10

                      @mattblaze (4) I shall write to your dean at George Mason University immediately to demand your public flogging.

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                      • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

                        Social media responses to jokes:

                        (0) I understood your joke

                        (1) I understood your joke, but I assume you do not, so be please allow me to explain it to you.

                        (2) I understood your joke, but did not find it to be sufficiently humorous to warrant my having read it.

                        (3) I did not understand your joke, but I believe that if had, it would have undoubtedly caused me great personal offense for reasons that you could not have anticipated. I therefore must challenge you to a duel.

                        smallsees@social.dropbear.xyzS This user is from outside of this forum
                        smallsees@social.dropbear.xyzS This user is from outside of this forum
                        smallsees@social.dropbear.xyz
                        wrote last edited by
                        #11

                        @mattblaze Just attach this as a poll next time, it will summarise the replies you get.

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                        • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

                          Social media responses to jokes:

                          (0) I understood your joke

                          (1) I understood your joke, but I assume you do not, so be please allow me to explain it to you.

                          (2) I understood your joke, but did not find it to be sufficiently humorous to warrant my having read it.

                          (3) I did not understand your joke, but I believe that if had, it would have undoubtedly caused me great personal offense for reasons that you could not have anticipated. I therefore must challenge you to a duel.

                          doug@social.seattle.wa.usD This user is from outside of this forum
                          doug@social.seattle.wa.usD This user is from outside of this forum
                          doug@social.seattle.wa.us
                          wrote last edited by
                          #12

                          @mattblaze (-1) I understood your joke and thought it would be fun to extend or add to it in some way

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                          • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

                            Social media responses to jokes:

                            (0) I understood your joke

                            (1) I understood your joke, but I assume you do not, so be please allow me to explain it to you.

                            (2) I understood your joke, but did not find it to be sufficiently humorous to warrant my having read it.

                            (3) I did not understand your joke, but I believe that if had, it would have undoubtedly caused me great personal offense for reasons that you could not have anticipated. I therefore must challenge you to a duel.

                            jmax@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
                            jmax@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
                            jmax@mastodon.social
                            wrote last edited by
                            #13

                            @mattblaze 3. Puns at three inches, to the death!

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                            • doug@social.seattle.wa.usD doug@social.seattle.wa.us

                              @mattblaze (-1) I understood your joke and thought it would be fun to extend or add to it in some way

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                              peterludemann@mathstodon.xyz
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                              #14

                              @doug @mattblaze How is this different from (1) or sometimes (2)?

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