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  • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

    Social media responses to jokes:

    (0) I understood your joke

    (1) I understood your joke, but I assume you do not, so be please allow me to explain it to you.

    (2) I understood your joke, but did not find it to be sufficiently humorous to warrant my having read it.

    (3) I did not understand your joke, but I believe that if had, it would have undoubtedly caused me great personal offense for reasons that you could not have anticipated. I therefore must challenge you to a duel.

    plragde@mstdn.socialP This user is from outside of this forum
    plragde@mstdn.socialP This user is from outside of this forum
    plragde@mstdn.social
    wrote last edited by
    #2

    @mattblaze That's not funny.

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    • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

      Social media responses to jokes:

      (0) I understood your joke

      (1) I understood your joke, but I assume you do not, so be please allow me to explain it to you.

      (2) I understood your joke, but did not find it to be sufficiently humorous to warrant my having read it.

      (3) I did not understand your joke, but I believe that if had, it would have undoubtedly caused me great personal offense for reasons that you could not have anticipated. I therefore must challenge you to a duel.

      glyph@mastodon.socialG This user is from outside of this forum
      glyph@mastodon.socialG This user is from outside of this forum
      glyph@mastodon.social
      wrote last edited by
      #3

      @mattblaze

      (4) not enough colors in photo

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      • plragde@mstdn.socialP plragde@mstdn.social

        @mattblaze That's not funny.

        emma@orbital.horseE This user is from outside of this forum
        emma@orbital.horseE This user is from outside of this forum
        emma@orbital.horse
        wrote last edited by
        #4

        @plragde @mattblaze

        Them: "Knock, knock."
        You: "Of course you know this means war."

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        • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

          Social media responses to jokes:

          (0) I understood your joke

          (1) I understood your joke, but I assume you do not, so be please allow me to explain it to you.

          (2) I understood your joke, but did not find it to be sufficiently humorous to warrant my having read it.

          (3) I did not understand your joke, but I believe that if had, it would have undoubtedly caused me great personal offense for reasons that you could not have anticipated. I therefore must challenge you to a duel.

          phreakmonkey@infosec.exchangeP This user is from outside of this forum
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          phreakmonkey@infosec.exchange
          wrote last edited by
          #5

          @mattblaze "This joke was offensive, but it provides some great insights into the minds of _____. Here's five ways I leveraged that to improve my mindset and increase my success..." <- the LinkedIn response 😝

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          • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

            Social media responses to jokes:

            (0) I understood your joke

            (1) I understood your joke, but I assume you do not, so be please allow me to explain it to you.

            (2) I understood your joke, but did not find it to be sufficiently humorous to warrant my having read it.

            (3) I did not understand your joke, but I believe that if had, it would have undoubtedly caused me great personal offense for reasons that you could not have anticipated. I therefore must challenge you to a duel.

            bette@mstdn.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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            bette@mstdn.social
            wrote last edited by
            #6

            @mattblaze

            I understand this joke. It's not funny and you really could use a better team of writers.

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            • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

              Social media responses to jokes:

              (0) I understood your joke

              (1) I understood your joke, but I assume you do not, so be please allow me to explain it to you.

              (2) I understood your joke, but did not find it to be sufficiently humorous to warrant my having read it.

              (3) I did not understand your joke, but I believe that if had, it would have undoubtedly caused me great personal offense for reasons that you could not have anticipated. I therefore must challenge you to a duel.

              robo105@mastodon.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
              robo105@mastodon.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
              robo105@mastodon.social
              wrote last edited by
              #7

              @mattblaze I love the last one as it is so on point

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              • glyph@mastodon.socialG glyph@mastodon.social

                @mattblaze

                (4) not enough colors in photo

                tomjennings@tldr.nettime.orgT This user is from outside of this forum
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                tomjennings@tldr.nettime.org
                wrote last edited by
                #8

                @glyph

                LOL was thinking of posting that and decided not to.

                Now both of you can reasonably call me an asshole.

                TO THE DUEL!

                @mattblaze

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                • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

                  Social media responses to jokes:

                  (0) I understood your joke

                  (1) I understood your joke, but I assume you do not, so be please allow me to explain it to you.

                  (2) I understood your joke, but did not find it to be sufficiently humorous to warrant my having read it.

                  (3) I did not understand your joke, but I believe that if had, it would have undoubtedly caused me great personal offense for reasons that you could not have anticipated. I therefore must challenge you to a duel.

                  sikorsky78@infosec.exchangeS This user is from outside of this forum
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                  sikorsky78@infosec.exchange
                  wrote last edited by
                  #9

                  @mattblaze (0)

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                  • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

                    Social media responses to jokes:

                    (0) I understood your joke

                    (1) I understood your joke, but I assume you do not, so be please allow me to explain it to you.

                    (2) I understood your joke, but did not find it to be sufficiently humorous to warrant my having read it.

                    (3) I did not understand your joke, but I believe that if had, it would have undoubtedly caused me great personal offense for reasons that you could not have anticipated. I therefore must challenge you to a duel.

                    kfringe@mastodon.socialK This user is from outside of this forum
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                    kfringe@mastodon.social
                    wrote last edited by
                    #10

                    @mattblaze (4) I shall write to your dean at George Mason University immediately to demand your public flogging.

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                    • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

                      Social media responses to jokes:

                      (0) I understood your joke

                      (1) I understood your joke, but I assume you do not, so be please allow me to explain it to you.

                      (2) I understood your joke, but did not find it to be sufficiently humorous to warrant my having read it.

                      (3) I did not understand your joke, but I believe that if had, it would have undoubtedly caused me great personal offense for reasons that you could not have anticipated. I therefore must challenge you to a duel.

                      smallsees@social.dropbear.xyzS This user is from outside of this forum
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                      smallsees@social.dropbear.xyz
                      wrote last edited by
                      #11

                      @mattblaze Just attach this as a poll next time, it will summarise the replies you get.

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                      • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

                        Social media responses to jokes:

                        (0) I understood your joke

                        (1) I understood your joke, but I assume you do not, so be please allow me to explain it to you.

                        (2) I understood your joke, but did not find it to be sufficiently humorous to warrant my having read it.

                        (3) I did not understand your joke, but I believe that if had, it would have undoubtedly caused me great personal offense for reasons that you could not have anticipated. I therefore must challenge you to a duel.

                        doug@social.seattle.wa.usD This user is from outside of this forum
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                        doug@social.seattle.wa.us
                        wrote last edited by
                        #12

                        @mattblaze (-1) I understood your joke and thought it would be fun to extend or add to it in some way

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                        • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

                          Social media responses to jokes:

                          (0) I understood your joke

                          (1) I understood your joke, but I assume you do not, so be please allow me to explain it to you.

                          (2) I understood your joke, but did not find it to be sufficiently humorous to warrant my having read it.

                          (3) I did not understand your joke, but I believe that if had, it would have undoubtedly caused me great personal offense for reasons that you could not have anticipated. I therefore must challenge you to a duel.

                          jmax@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                          jmax@mastodon.social
                          wrote last edited by
                          #13

                          @mattblaze 3. Puns at three inches, to the death!

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                          • doug@social.seattle.wa.usD doug@social.seattle.wa.us

                            @mattblaze (-1) I understood your joke and thought it would be fun to extend or add to it in some way

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                            peterludemann@mathstodon.xyz
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                            #14

                            @doug @mattblaze How is this different from (1) or sometimes (2)?

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