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  • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

    Social media responses to jokes:

    (0) I understood your joke

    (1) I understood your joke, but I assume you do not, so be please allow me to explain it to you.

    (2) I understood your joke, but did not find it to be sufficiently humorous to warrant my having read it.

    (3) I did not understand your joke, but I believe that if had, it would have undoubtedly caused me great personal offense for reasons that you could not have anticipated. I therefore must challenge you to a duel.

    glyph@mastodon.socialG This user is from outside of this forum
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    glyph@mastodon.social
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    #3

    @mattblaze

    (4) not enough colors in photo

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    • plragde@mstdn.socialP plragde@mstdn.social

      @mattblaze That's not funny.

      emma@orbital.horseE This user is from outside of this forum
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      emma@orbital.horse
      wrote last edited by
      #4

      @plragde @mattblaze

      Them: "Knock, knock."
      You: "Of course you know this means war."

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      • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

        Social media responses to jokes:

        (0) I understood your joke

        (1) I understood your joke, but I assume you do not, so be please allow me to explain it to you.

        (2) I understood your joke, but did not find it to be sufficiently humorous to warrant my having read it.

        (3) I did not understand your joke, but I believe that if had, it would have undoubtedly caused me great personal offense for reasons that you could not have anticipated. I therefore must challenge you to a duel.

        phreakmonkey@infosec.exchangeP This user is from outside of this forum
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        phreakmonkey@infosec.exchange
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        #5

        @mattblaze "This joke was offensive, but it provides some great insights into the minds of _____. Here's five ways I leveraged that to improve my mindset and increase my success..." <- the LinkedIn response 😝

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        • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

          Social media responses to jokes:

          (0) I understood your joke

          (1) I understood your joke, but I assume you do not, so be please allow me to explain it to you.

          (2) I understood your joke, but did not find it to be sufficiently humorous to warrant my having read it.

          (3) I did not understand your joke, but I believe that if had, it would have undoubtedly caused me great personal offense for reasons that you could not have anticipated. I therefore must challenge you to a duel.

          bette@mstdn.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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          bette@mstdn.social
          wrote last edited by
          #6

          @mattblaze

          I understand this joke. It's not funny and you really could use a better team of writers.

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          • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

            Social media responses to jokes:

            (0) I understood your joke

            (1) I understood your joke, but I assume you do not, so be please allow me to explain it to you.

            (2) I understood your joke, but did not find it to be sufficiently humorous to warrant my having read it.

            (3) I did not understand your joke, but I believe that if had, it would have undoubtedly caused me great personal offense for reasons that you could not have anticipated. I therefore must challenge you to a duel.

            robo105@mastodon.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
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            robo105@mastodon.social
            wrote last edited by
            #7

            @mattblaze I love the last one as it is so on point

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            • glyph@mastodon.socialG glyph@mastodon.social

              @mattblaze

              (4) not enough colors in photo

              tomjennings@tldr.nettime.orgT This user is from outside of this forum
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              tomjennings@tldr.nettime.org
              wrote last edited by
              #8

              @glyph

              LOL was thinking of posting that and decided not to.

              Now both of you can reasonably call me an asshole.

              TO THE DUEL!

              @mattblaze

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              • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

                Social media responses to jokes:

                (0) I understood your joke

                (1) I understood your joke, but I assume you do not, so be please allow me to explain it to you.

                (2) I understood your joke, but did not find it to be sufficiently humorous to warrant my having read it.

                (3) I did not understand your joke, but I believe that if had, it would have undoubtedly caused me great personal offense for reasons that you could not have anticipated. I therefore must challenge you to a duel.

                sikorsky78@infosec.exchangeS This user is from outside of this forum
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                sikorsky78@infosec.exchange
                wrote last edited by
                #9

                @mattblaze (0)

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                • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

                  Social media responses to jokes:

                  (0) I understood your joke

                  (1) I understood your joke, but I assume you do not, so be please allow me to explain it to you.

                  (2) I understood your joke, but did not find it to be sufficiently humorous to warrant my having read it.

                  (3) I did not understand your joke, but I believe that if had, it would have undoubtedly caused me great personal offense for reasons that you could not have anticipated. I therefore must challenge you to a duel.

                  kfringe@mastodon.socialK This user is from outside of this forum
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                  kfringe@mastodon.social
                  wrote last edited by
                  #10

                  @mattblaze (4) I shall write to your dean at George Mason University immediately to demand your public flogging.

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                  • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

                    Social media responses to jokes:

                    (0) I understood your joke

                    (1) I understood your joke, but I assume you do not, so be please allow me to explain it to you.

                    (2) I understood your joke, but did not find it to be sufficiently humorous to warrant my having read it.

                    (3) I did not understand your joke, but I believe that if had, it would have undoubtedly caused me great personal offense for reasons that you could not have anticipated. I therefore must challenge you to a duel.

                    smallsees@social.dropbear.xyzS This user is from outside of this forum
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                    smallsees@social.dropbear.xyz
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                    #11

                    @mattblaze Just attach this as a poll next time, it will summarise the replies you get.

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                    • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

                      Social media responses to jokes:

                      (0) I understood your joke

                      (1) I understood your joke, but I assume you do not, so be please allow me to explain it to you.

                      (2) I understood your joke, but did not find it to be sufficiently humorous to warrant my having read it.

                      (3) I did not understand your joke, but I believe that if had, it would have undoubtedly caused me great personal offense for reasons that you could not have anticipated. I therefore must challenge you to a duel.

                      doug@social.seattle.wa.usD This user is from outside of this forum
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                      doug@social.seattle.wa.us
                      wrote last edited by
                      #12

                      @mattblaze (-1) I understood your joke and thought it would be fun to extend or add to it in some way

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                      • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

                        Social media responses to jokes:

                        (0) I understood your joke

                        (1) I understood your joke, but I assume you do not, so be please allow me to explain it to you.

                        (2) I understood your joke, but did not find it to be sufficiently humorous to warrant my having read it.

                        (3) I did not understand your joke, but I believe that if had, it would have undoubtedly caused me great personal offense for reasons that you could not have anticipated. I therefore must challenge you to a duel.

                        jmax@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                        jmax@mastodon.social
                        wrote last edited by
                        #13

                        @mattblaze 3. Puns at three inches, to the death!

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                        • doug@social.seattle.wa.usD doug@social.seattle.wa.us

                          @mattblaze (-1) I understood your joke and thought it would be fun to extend or add to it in some way

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                          peterludemann@mathstodon.xyz
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                          #14

                          @doug @mattblaze How is this different from (1) or sometimes (2)?

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