Social media responses to jokes:
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@mattblaze That's not funny.
Them: "Knock, knock."
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Social media responses to jokes:
(0) I understood your joke
(1) I understood your joke, but I assume you do not, so be please allow me to explain it to you.
(2) I understood your joke, but did not find it to be sufficiently humorous to warrant my having read it.
(3) I did not understand your joke, but I believe that if had, it would have undoubtedly caused me great personal offense for reasons that you could not have anticipated. I therefore must challenge you to a duel.
@mattblaze "This joke was offensive, but it provides some great insights into the minds of _____. Here's five ways I leveraged that to improve my mindset and increase my success..." <- the LinkedIn response
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Social media responses to jokes:
(0) I understood your joke
(1) I understood your joke, but I assume you do not, so be please allow me to explain it to you.
(2) I understood your joke, but did not find it to be sufficiently humorous to warrant my having read it.
(3) I did not understand your joke, but I believe that if had, it would have undoubtedly caused me great personal offense for reasons that you could not have anticipated. I therefore must challenge you to a duel.
I understand this joke. It's not funny and you really could use a better team of writers.
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Social media responses to jokes:
(0) I understood your joke
(1) I understood your joke, but I assume you do not, so be please allow me to explain it to you.
(2) I understood your joke, but did not find it to be sufficiently humorous to warrant my having read it.
(3) I did not understand your joke, but I believe that if had, it would have undoubtedly caused me great personal offense for reasons that you could not have anticipated. I therefore must challenge you to a duel.
@mattblaze I love the last one as it is so on point
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(4) not enough colors in photo
LOL was thinking of posting that and decided not to.
Now both of you can reasonably call me an asshole.
TO THE DUEL!
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Social media responses to jokes:
(0) I understood your joke
(1) I understood your joke, but I assume you do not, so be please allow me to explain it to you.
(2) I understood your joke, but did not find it to be sufficiently humorous to warrant my having read it.
(3) I did not understand your joke, but I believe that if had, it would have undoubtedly caused me great personal offense for reasons that you could not have anticipated. I therefore must challenge you to a duel.
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Social media responses to jokes:
(0) I understood your joke
(1) I understood your joke, but I assume you do not, so be please allow me to explain it to you.
(2) I understood your joke, but did not find it to be sufficiently humorous to warrant my having read it.
(3) I did not understand your joke, but I believe that if had, it would have undoubtedly caused me great personal offense for reasons that you could not have anticipated. I therefore must challenge you to a duel.
@mattblaze (4) I shall write to your dean at George Mason University immediately to demand your public flogging.
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Social media responses to jokes:
(0) I understood your joke
(1) I understood your joke, but I assume you do not, so be please allow me to explain it to you.
(2) I understood your joke, but did not find it to be sufficiently humorous to warrant my having read it.
(3) I did not understand your joke, but I believe that if had, it would have undoubtedly caused me great personal offense for reasons that you could not have anticipated. I therefore must challenge you to a duel.
@mattblaze Just attach this as a poll next time, it will summarise the replies you get.
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Social media responses to jokes:
(0) I understood your joke
(1) I understood your joke, but I assume you do not, so be please allow me to explain it to you.
(2) I understood your joke, but did not find it to be sufficiently humorous to warrant my having read it.
(3) I did not understand your joke, but I believe that if had, it would have undoubtedly caused me great personal offense for reasons that you could not have anticipated. I therefore must challenge you to a duel.
@mattblaze (-1) I understood your joke and thought it would be fun to extend or add to it in some way
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Social media responses to jokes:
(0) I understood your joke
(1) I understood your joke, but I assume you do not, so be please allow me to explain it to you.
(2) I understood your joke, but did not find it to be sufficiently humorous to warrant my having read it.
(3) I did not understand your joke, but I believe that if had, it would have undoubtedly caused me great personal offense for reasons that you could not have anticipated. I therefore must challenge you to a duel.
@mattblaze 3. Puns at three inches, to the death!
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@mattblaze (-1) I understood your joke and thought it would be fun to extend or add to it in some way
@doug @mattblaze How is this different from (1) or sometimes (2)?
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