.… made myself very happy.

[miriamrobern@dice.camp]

my genitals this morning: okay what the FUCK just happened?!

#MimsV

[isabelb@mastodon.ie]

@miriamrobern

Well...
Would you like diagrams?!

Seriously though, wishing you a speedy and (as far as possible) pain free recovery 🫂

[theartlav@anarres.family]

@miriamrobern Cartoon bicycle pump, but set on suck?

[dani@mastodon.sandwich.net]

@miriamrobern Many things

[miriamrobern@dice.camp]

that was more sugar at breakfast than i have had in a LONG time

fruit! juice! jam! wheee!

gotta get those calories to power all this healing!

#MimsV

[kelidanovus@hachyderm.io]

@miriamrobern No joke. My body absolutely consumed calories during the aftermath.

[miriamrobern@dice.camp]

ah yes. hospital time.

"in five or so minutes" = "sometime in the next hour. maybe."

#MimsV

[miriamrobern@dice.camp]

me to two nurses: i need my sleeping bonnet.

white nurse: your what?

Black nurse: yes you do. here.

#MimsV

[jamie@fedi.jametek.com]

@miriamrobern@dice.camp Hey cool chick, how you doing over there? You seem pretty good?

[miriamrobern@dice.camp]

@jamie i got the good drugs, im doin great!

[jamie@fedi.jametek.com]

@miriamrobern@dice.camp lol sounds alright! When do you get to come home?