I just beat the Guinness world record for speed-picking by 4 seconds!

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@NineIsntPrime sadly, I do not. Bit I do have fuzzy socks.

[pastelgray@hachyderm.io]

@alice Oso skilled

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@Longspeak thank you 🩷

[numbercrow@techhub.social]

@alice I apologize, I didn't need to include any gender marker.

[grim_elsewhere@lgbtqia.space]

@captainvellalives @alice My partner calls their aesthetic Preschool Thug. Letter bead bracelets with foul language, bright colours, stuffed animals carrying knives.