I just beat the Guinness world record for speed-picking by 4 seconds!
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@alice it is illegal to be this adorable!!!
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@alice congratulations snazzy bear!
Hacking locks like Fancy Bear hacks systems. -
For those of you asking, here's me in the bear suit, right after breaking the world record:
@alice my wife has an important question: do you have matching bear slippers?
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@azonenberg they're a fuzzy bear, threat for good; but not a threat actor!
@alice -
For those of you asking, here's me in the bear suit, right after breaking the world record:
@alice come for the bare pics, stay for the bear pics
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For those of you asking, here's me in the bear suit, right after breaking the world record:
@alice
for some reason Teddy Bear's Picnic is playing in my mindspace 
(something something, edging the face pic
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For those of you asking, here's me in the bear suit, right after breaking the world record:
@alice Pretty.
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@alice my wife has an important question: do you have matching bear slippers?
@NineIsntPrime sadly, I do not. Bit I do have fuzzy socks.
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For those of you asking, here's me in the bear suit, right after breaking the world record:
@alice Oso skilled
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@alice Pretty.
@Longspeak thank you 🩷
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@numbercrow I'm #NotAGirl, but thank you 🩷
@alice I apologize, I didn't need to include any gender marker.
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@alice bubblegum punk is so iconic
@captainvellalives @alice My partner calls their aesthetic Preschool Thug. Letter bead bracelets with foul language, bright colours, stuffed animals carrying knives.
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