I just beat the Guinness world record for speed-picking by 4 seconds!

[numbercrow@techhub.social]

@alice damn nice pickin there, sister.

[joscelyntransient@chaosfem.tw]

@alice it is illegal to be this adorable!!!

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@numbercrow I'm #NotAGirl, but thank you 🩷

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@JoscelynTransient 🫠

[azonenberg@ioc.exchange]

@shom @alice maybe Alice *is* fancy bear

[nineisntprime@lovelace.social]

@alice my wife has an important question: do you have matching bear slippers?

[shom@gts.shom.dev]

@azonenberg they're a fuzzy bear, threat for good; but not a threat actor!
@alice

[lambic@social.linux.pizza]

@alice come for the bare pics, stay for the bear pics

[joykill@mastodon.social]

@alice for some reason Teddy Bear's Picnic is playing in my mindspace

(something something, edging the face pic )

[longspeak@chirp.enworld.org]

@alice Pretty.

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@NineIsntPrime sadly, I do not. Bit I do have fuzzy socks.

[pastelgray@hachyderm.io]

@alice Oso skilled

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@Longspeak thank you 🩷

[numbercrow@techhub.social]

@alice I apologize, I didn't need to include any gender marker.

[grim_elsewhere@lgbtqia.space]

@captainvellalives @alice My partner calls their aesthetic Preschool Thug. Letter bead bracelets with foul language, bright colours, stuffed animals carrying knives.