I just beat the Guinness world record for speed-picking by 4 seconds!
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@BalooUriza Goodwill for like $7.
@alice Find of the century.
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For those of you asking, here's me in the bear suit, right after breaking the world record:
@alice 🥺
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I just beat the Guinness world record for speed-picking by 4 seconds!
Single-pin-picking, 8 differently-keyed, 4-pin, standard¹ padlocks, in 56 seconds.
And I did it while wearing a fluffy bear suit.
¹ the current record holder used laminated Master locks with no security pins, but I didn't want all the comments on my video to be "Master lock sucks" jokes, so I used Brinks instead.
@alice@lgbtqia.space Excellent work on the world record Alice, I am in awe at the extreme precision and speed at which you can work. All while in a bear suit, no-less.
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For those of you asking, here's me in the bear suit, right after breaking the world record:
@alice totes adorbs
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For those of you asking, here's me in the bear suit, right after breaking the world record:
@alice damn nice pickin there, sister.
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For those of you asking, here's me in the bear suit, right after breaking the world record:
@alice it is illegal to be this adorable!!!
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@alice damn nice pickin there, sister.
@numbercrow I'm #NotAGirl, but thank you 🩷
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@alice it is illegal to be this adorable!!!
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@alice congratulations snazzy bear!
Hacking locks like Fancy Bear hacks systems. -
For those of you asking, here's me in the bear suit, right after breaking the world record:
@alice my wife has an important question: do you have matching bear slippers?
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@azonenberg they're a fuzzy bear, threat for good; but not a threat actor!
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For those of you asking, here's me in the bear suit, right after breaking the world record:
@alice come for the bare pics, stay for the bear pics
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For those of you asking, here's me in the bear suit, right after breaking the world record:
@alice
for some reason Teddy Bear's Picnic is playing in my mindspace 
(something something, edging the face pic
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For those of you asking, here's me in the bear suit, right after breaking the world record:
@alice Pretty.
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@alice my wife has an important question: do you have matching bear slippers?
@NineIsntPrime sadly, I do not. Bit I do have fuzzy socks.
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For those of you asking, here's me in the bear suit, right after breaking the world record:
@alice Oso skilled
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@alice Pretty.
@Longspeak thank you 🩷
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@numbercrow I'm #NotAGirl, but thank you 🩷
@alice I apologize, I didn't need to include any gender marker.
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@alice bubblegum punk is so iconic
@captainvellalives @alice My partner calls their aesthetic Preschool Thug. Letter bead bracelets with foul language, bright colours, stuffed animals carrying knives.
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