Started using one of those sleep talk recording apps a few days ago.

[fesshole@mastodon.social]

Started using one of those sleep talk recording apps a few days ago. Thought it would be a bit of a laugh, I'd catch some snoring, maybe some mumbling, whatever. Turns out I randomly shout out the word bollocks at least two or three times a night. What the fuck is wrong with me?

[menos@todon.eu]

@fesshole You're alright. As a commentary on the state of the world it's both succinct and sufficient.

[pixdigit@layer8.space]

@fesshole I diagnose you as British

[foxus@mastodon.online]

@fesshole your unconscious mind is trying to tell you your underwear is too tight.

[cppguy@infosec.space]

@fesshole

A couple of nights ago, I urgently woke Mrs Wife, telling her there were several things that we had to do immediately. It was all nonsense, of course.

It happens. It doesn't mean anything.

[bebadefabo@mastodon.social]

@fesshole sleep tourettes

[rivets@mastodon.cloud]

@fesshole a friend woke up to find her husband at the bottom of the bed saying Don't forget the hamster toothpaste

[zebulonmysterioso@mas.to]

@Pixdigit Not even more cowbell can cure that sickness

[yavuzhanakdogan@mastodon.social]

@fesshole You're not alone with saying stuff while asleep. I apparently answer yes/no questions my mom asks when I'm sleeping (according to my mom). It happens.

Oh, also not sure if this counts, but apparently, I shouted "I am his teacher!" in the middle of the night. Loud enough to wake people up lol

[schratze@todon.nl]

@fesshole relatable

[inchulk@mastodon.green]

@fesshole Is that the dream where your partner catches you ‘in flagrante’?

[oreoteeth@jawns.club]

@fesshole That's just about the best coping strategy I've seen to get through these times we're slogging through.

[streetbump@mastodon.social]

@fesshole – never mind the bollocks.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Never_Mind_the_Bollocks%2C_Here's_the_Sex_Pistols

[coho@mountains.social]

@fesshole