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Started using one of those sleep talk recording apps a few days ago.

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  • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

    Started using one of those sleep talk recording apps a few days ago. Thought it would be a bit of a laugh, I'd catch some snoring, maybe some mumbling, whatever. Turns out I randomly shout out the word bollocks at least two or three times a night. What the fuck is wrong with me?

    foxus@mastodon.onlineF This user is from outside of this forum
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    @fesshole your unconscious mind is trying to tell you your underwear is too tight.

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    • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

      Started using one of those sleep talk recording apps a few days ago. Thought it would be a bit of a laugh, I'd catch some snoring, maybe some mumbling, whatever. Turns out I randomly shout out the word bollocks at least two or three times a night. What the fuck is wrong with me?

      cppguy@infosec.spaceC This user is from outside of this forum
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      @fesshole

      A couple of nights ago, I urgently woke Mrs Wife, telling her there were several things that we had to do immediately. It was all nonsense, of course.

      It happens. It doesn't mean anything.

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      • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

        Started using one of those sleep talk recording apps a few days ago. Thought it would be a bit of a laugh, I'd catch some snoring, maybe some mumbling, whatever. Turns out I randomly shout out the word bollocks at least two or three times a night. What the fuck is wrong with me?

        bebadefabo@mastodon.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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        @fesshole sleep tourettes

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        • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

          Started using one of those sleep talk recording apps a few days ago. Thought it would be a bit of a laugh, I'd catch some snoring, maybe some mumbling, whatever. Turns out I randomly shout out the word bollocks at least two or three times a night. What the fuck is wrong with me?

          rivets@mastodon.cloudR This user is from outside of this forum
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          @fesshole a friend woke up to find her husband at the bottom of the bed saying Don't forget the hamster toothpaste

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          • pixdigit@layer8.spaceP pixdigit@layer8.space

            @fesshole I diagnose you as British

            zebulonmysterioso@mas.toZ This user is from outside of this forum
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            @Pixdigit Not even more cowbell can cure that sickness 😆

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            • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

              Started using one of those sleep talk recording apps a few days ago. Thought it would be a bit of a laugh, I'd catch some snoring, maybe some mumbling, whatever. Turns out I randomly shout out the word bollocks at least two or three times a night. What the fuck is wrong with me?

              yavuzhanakdogan@mastodon.socialY This user is from outside of this forum
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              @fesshole You're not alone with saying stuff while asleep. I apparently answer yes/no questions my mom asks when I'm sleeping (according to my mom). It happens.

              Oh, also not sure if this counts, but apparently, I shouted "I am his teacher!" in the middle of the night. Loud enough to wake people up lol

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              • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                Started using one of those sleep talk recording apps a few days ago. Thought it would be a bit of a laugh, I'd catch some snoring, maybe some mumbling, whatever. Turns out I randomly shout out the word bollocks at least two or three times a night. What the fuck is wrong with me?

                schratze@todon.nlS This user is from outside of this forum
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                @fesshole relatable

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                • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                  Started using one of those sleep talk recording apps a few days ago. Thought it would be a bit of a laugh, I'd catch some snoring, maybe some mumbling, whatever. Turns out I randomly shout out the word bollocks at least two or three times a night. What the fuck is wrong with me?

                  inchulk@mastodon.greenI This user is from outside of this forum
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                  @fesshole Is that the dream where your partner catches you ‘in flagrante’?

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                  • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                    Started using one of those sleep talk recording apps a few days ago. Thought it would be a bit of a laugh, I'd catch some snoring, maybe some mumbling, whatever. Turns out I randomly shout out the word bollocks at least two or three times a night. What the fuck is wrong with me?

                    oreoteeth@jawns.clubO This user is from outside of this forum
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                    @fesshole That's just about the best coping strategy I've seen to get through these times we're slogging through.

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                    • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                      Started using one of those sleep talk recording apps a few days ago. Thought it would be a bit of a laugh, I'd catch some snoring, maybe some mumbling, whatever. Turns out I randomly shout out the word bollocks at least two or three times a night. What the fuck is wrong with me?

                      streetbump@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                      @fesshole – never mind the bollocks.

                      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Never_Mind_the_Bollocks%2C_Here's_the_Sex_Pistols

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                      • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                        Started using one of those sleep talk recording apps a few days ago. Thought it would be a bit of a laugh, I'd catch some snoring, maybe some mumbling, whatever. Turns out I randomly shout out the word bollocks at least two or three times a night. What the fuck is wrong with me?

                        coho@mountains.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #14

                        @fesshole 😂

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