Started using one of those sleep talk recording apps a few days ago.
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Started using one of those sleep talk recording apps a few days ago. Thought it would be a bit of a laugh, I'd catch some snoring, maybe some mumbling, whatever. Turns out I randomly shout out the word bollocks at least two or three times a night. What the fuck is wrong with me?
@fesshole I diagnose you as British
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Started using one of those sleep talk recording apps a few days ago. Thought it would be a bit of a laugh, I'd catch some snoring, maybe some mumbling, whatever. Turns out I randomly shout out the word bollocks at least two or three times a night. What the fuck is wrong with me?
@fesshole your unconscious mind is trying to tell you your underwear is too tight.
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Started using one of those sleep talk recording apps a few days ago. Thought it would be a bit of a laugh, I'd catch some snoring, maybe some mumbling, whatever. Turns out I randomly shout out the word bollocks at least two or three times a night. What the fuck is wrong with me?
A couple of nights ago, I urgently woke Mrs Wife, telling her there were several things that we had to do immediately. It was all nonsense, of course.
It happens. It doesn't mean anything.
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Started using one of those sleep talk recording apps a few days ago. Thought it would be a bit of a laugh, I'd catch some snoring, maybe some mumbling, whatever. Turns out I randomly shout out the word bollocks at least two or three times a night. What the fuck is wrong with me?
@fesshole sleep tourettes
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Started using one of those sleep talk recording apps a few days ago. Thought it would be a bit of a laugh, I'd catch some snoring, maybe some mumbling, whatever. Turns out I randomly shout out the word bollocks at least two or three times a night. What the fuck is wrong with me?
@fesshole a friend woke up to find her husband at the bottom of the bed saying Don't forget the hamster toothpaste
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@fesshole I diagnose you as British
@Pixdigit Not even more cowbell can cure that sickness

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Started using one of those sleep talk recording apps a few days ago. Thought it would be a bit of a laugh, I'd catch some snoring, maybe some mumbling, whatever. Turns out I randomly shout out the word bollocks at least two or three times a night. What the fuck is wrong with me?
@fesshole You're not alone with saying stuff while asleep. I apparently answer yes/no questions my mom asks when I'm sleeping (according to my mom). It happens.
Oh, also not sure if this counts, but apparently, I shouted "I am his teacher!" in the middle of the night. Loud enough to wake people up lol
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Started using one of those sleep talk recording apps a few days ago. Thought it would be a bit of a laugh, I'd catch some snoring, maybe some mumbling, whatever. Turns out I randomly shout out the word bollocks at least two or three times a night. What the fuck is wrong with me?
@fesshole relatable
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Started using one of those sleep talk recording apps a few days ago. Thought it would be a bit of a laugh, I'd catch some snoring, maybe some mumbling, whatever. Turns out I randomly shout out the word bollocks at least two or three times a night. What the fuck is wrong with me?
@fesshole Is that the dream where your partner catches you ‘in flagrante’?
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Started using one of those sleep talk recording apps a few days ago. Thought it would be a bit of a laugh, I'd catch some snoring, maybe some mumbling, whatever. Turns out I randomly shout out the word bollocks at least two or three times a night. What the fuck is wrong with me?
@fesshole That's just about the best coping strategy I've seen to get through these times we're slogging through.
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Started using one of those sleep talk recording apps a few days ago. Thought it would be a bit of a laugh, I'd catch some snoring, maybe some mumbling, whatever. Turns out I randomly shout out the word bollocks at least two or three times a night. What the fuck is wrong with me?
@fesshole – never mind the bollocks.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Never_Mind_the_Bollocks%2C_Here's_the_Sex_Pistols

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Started using one of those sleep talk recording apps a few days ago. Thought it would be a bit of a laugh, I'd catch some snoring, maybe some mumbling, whatever. Turns out I randomly shout out the word bollocks at least two or three times a night. What the fuck is wrong with me?
