I'm pleased to share with you the greatest advancement in bottom-sheet technology since the invention of elastic.
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I'm pleased to share with you the greatest advancement in bottom-sheet technology since the invention of elastic.
F* YEAH
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I'm pleased to share with you the greatest advancement in bottom-sheet technology since the invention of elastic.
This post has officially breached containment, so I'm muting replies at this point. Glad to bring some revolutionary joy into y'all's lives.
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@cat @stonebear2 All four!
@EnfysBook @cat Assignment, understood!
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I'm pleased to share with you the greatest advancement in bottom-sheet technology since the invention of elastic.
@EnfysBook@kind.social Now if there were a way of neatly folding them...
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I'm pleased to share with you the greatest advancement in bottom-sheet technology since the invention of elastic.
@EnfysBook @jon Okay that’s even cooler than the “top/bottom” tags in the middle of the short sides.
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I'm pleased to share with you the greatest advancement in bottom-sheet technology since the invention of elastic.
@EnfysBook PSA, you can just add these labels your own sheets with permanent fabric markers (you might have the best luck finding "laundry markers")! If they don't have the elastic part, you can hand-stitch the world's sloppiest beginner stitches to add some flat elastic and it will still look perfect once it's on the bed.
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I'm pleased to share with you the greatest advancement in bottom-sheet technology since the invention of elastic.
Heh, congrats on viral!
I can even see an improvement: pictogram so it is translingual. (I would also widen the elastic a bit for longevity.)
And for everyone not producing this as a business: you can do this at home for yourself with some elastic and a sharpie.
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I'm pleased to share with you the greatest advancement in bottom-sheet technology since the invention of elastic.
@EnfysBook Right?!? sooo easy
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I'm pleased to share with you the greatest advancement in bottom-sheet technology since the invention of elastic.
@EnfysBook removing mattress tags are whatever, make this required to be on every fitted sheet!
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I'm pleased to share with you the greatest advancement in bottom-sheet technology since the invention of elastic.
@EnfysBook Have y'all seen the best incarnation of this?
TOP OR BOTTOM, QUEEN
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I'm pleased to share with you the greatest advancement in bottom-sheet technology since the invention of elastic.
@EnfysBook This is a great advancement indeed, but elastic is the devil’s work.
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I'm pleased to share with you the greatest advancement in bottom-sheet technology since the invention of elastic.
@EnfysBook after years of cursing and being frustrated with this, I learned that the label should align to the bottom of the bed, at my side. It was an enlightenment
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I'm pleased to share with you the greatest advancement in bottom-sheet technology since the invention of elastic.
I just make sure to buy sheets with a clear north-south pattern
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@EnfysBook WANT SO BADLY
@phwolfe @EnfysBook
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@EnfysBook PSA, you can just add these labels your own sheets with permanent fabric markers (you might have the best luck finding "laundry markers")! If they don't have the elastic part, you can hand-stitch the world's sloppiest beginner stitches to add some flat elastic and it will still look perfect once it's on the bed.
I use a #sharpie with permanent ink.
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I'm pleased to share with you the greatest advancement in bottom-sheet technology since the invention of elastic.
@EnfysBook The nice thing about king size is the two dimensions are so close it doesn't really matter.
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@EnfysBook I've been trying for 4 months to get a 230x240 cm blanket that's actually sized to my mattress, instead of the 240x270 that drapes to the floor and confuses poor Xiulan, the robovac.
(1) Amazon.es search for '230x240 cm blanket' and anything similar returns about 100x as many completely incorrectly sized products as what I specifically asked for. Their search took another precipitous dive into the Abyss after "AI".
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@oddhack @EnfysBook Would bedsheet suspenders help?
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@EnfysBook Have y'all seen the best incarnation of this?
TOP OR BOTTOM, QUEEN
@corycarson @EnfysBook
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@EnfysBook@kind.social Now if there were a way of neatly folding them...
@nowster Heh, I just stuff my sheets into a pillowcase. I cannot for the life of me understand why anyone cares if sheets are wrinkled.
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I'm pleased to share with you the greatest advancement in bottom-sheet technology since the invention of elastic.
Glorious! 