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  3. inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

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  • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

    inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

    for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

    indigoviolet@tech.lgbtI This user is from outside of this forum
    indigoviolet@tech.lgbtI This user is from outside of this forum
    indigoviolet@tech.lgbt
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    @qdot this is how the median engineer is gonna be in a few years unfortunatel-I’M SORRY WHAT IS THAT DOMAIN NAME

    qdot@buttplug.engineerQ benjamineskola@hachyderm.ioB benaveling@mastodon.ieB 3 Replies Last reply
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    • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

      I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

      It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

      If only you could yell it’s full name

      Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

      digitalfox@yip.vulpine.engineerD This user is from outside of this forum
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      digitalfox@yip.vulpine.engineer
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      #7

      @qdot Ooh, you're writing data MiniDiscs with instructions for these folks? :3

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      • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

        I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

        It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

        If only you could yell it’s full name

        Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

        root@possum.cityR This user is from outside of this forum
        root@possum.cityR This user is from outside of this forum
        root@possum.city
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        #8

        @qdot@buttplug.engineer Claude GenAI Anthropic, you get in here this instant!

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        • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

          I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

          It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

          If only you could yell it’s full name

          Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

          alienghic@timeloop.cafeA This user is from outside of this forum
          alienghic@timeloop.cafeA This user is from outside of this forum
          alienghic@timeloop.cafe
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          #9

          @qdot

          Caulde Butthead Anthropic?

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          • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

            I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

            It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

            If only you could yell it’s full name

            Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

            ka_so@mastodon.octofriends.gardenK This user is from outside of this forum
            ka_so@mastodon.octofriends.gardenK This user is from outside of this forum
            ka_so@mastodon.octofriends.garden
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            #10

            @qdot it's NMN, of course /j

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            • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

              I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

              It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

              If only you could yell it’s full name

              Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

              piku@blahaj.zoneP This user is from outside of this forum
              piku@blahaj.zoneP This user is from outside of this forum
              piku@blahaj.zone
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              #11

              @qdot@buttplug.engineer Claude Amodei Anthropic

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              • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

                for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

                sudo_eatpant@critter.cafeS This user is from outside of this forum
                sudo_eatpant@critter.cafeS This user is from outside of this forum
                sudo_eatpant@critter.cafe
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                #12

                @qdot CLOUD.md (ascii art of a cloud)

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                • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                  inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

                  for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

                  markstos@urbanists.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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                  markstos@urbanists.social
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                  #13

                  @qdot Try adding SHARED-CODING-STANDARDS.md, putting your ideas for less annoying practices in there and submit a PR for the the team to review.

                  Coding to avoid every team member's individual annoyances is not the way.

                  ratsnakegames@mastodon.socialR 1 Reply Last reply
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                  • darkrat@chaosfurs.socialD darkrat@chaosfurs.social

                    @qdot clanker?

                    qdot@buttplug.engineerQ This user is from outside of this forum
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                    qdot@buttplug.engineer
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                    #14

                    @darkrat *clunkie

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                    • indigoviolet@tech.lgbtI indigoviolet@tech.lgbt

                      @qdot this is how the median engineer is gonna be in a few years unfortunatel-I’M SORRY WHAT IS THAT DOMAIN NAME

                      qdot@buttplug.engineerQ This user is from outside of this forum
                      qdot@buttplug.engineerQ This user is from outside of this forum
                      qdot@buttplug.engineer
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                      #15

                      @indigoviolet buttplug dot engineer. It’s just my job title.

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                      • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                        I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                        It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                        If only you could yell it’s full name

                        Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

                        gramarye@bark.lgbtG This user is from outside of this forum
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                        gramarye@bark.lgbt
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                        #16

                        @qdot whatever model you want to address: CLAUDE SONNET ANTHROPIC! You get over here this instant!

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                        • indigoviolet@tech.lgbtI indigoviolet@tech.lgbt

                          @qdot this is how the median engineer is gonna be in a few years unfortunatel-I’M SORRY WHAT IS THAT DOMAIN NAME

                          benjamineskola@hachyderm.ioB This user is from outside of this forum
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                          benjamineskola@hachyderm.io
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                          #17

                          @indigoviolet @qdot “I should share this at work … oh. maybe not”

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                          • sudo_eatpant@critter.cafeS sudo_eatpant@critter.cafe

                            @qdot CLOUD.md (ascii art of a cloud)

                            nemeciii@mastodon.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
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                            @sudo_EatPant @qdot

                            Insert Old Man Yells at Cloud meme here.

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                            • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                              I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                              It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                              If only you could yell it’s full name

                              Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

                              drwho@masto.hackers.townD This user is from outside of this forum
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                              @qdot Fred.

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                              • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                                @indigoviolet buttplug dot engineer. It’s just my job title.

                                darkrat@chaosfurs.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
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                                darkrat@chaosfurs.social
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                                #20

                                @qdot @indigoviolet the OG vibe coder

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                                • gramarye@bark.lgbtG gramarye@bark.lgbt

                                  @qdot whatever model you want to address: CLAUDE SONNET ANTHROPIC! You get over here this instant!

                                  jesstheunstill@infosec.exchangeJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  #21

                                  @gramarye @qdot Claude Fourpointfive Anthropic

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                                  • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                                    I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                                    It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                                    If only you could yell it’s full name

                                    Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

                                    dpnash@c.imD This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    dpnash@c.im
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                                    #22

                                    @qdot

                                    > “… what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name”

                                    “Mis”

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                                    • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                                      inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

                                      for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

                                      flippac@types.plF This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      #23

                                      @qdot you've got repos full of personalised LARTs? Nice!

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                                      • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                                        inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

                                        for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

                                        irrationalmethod@social.coopI This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        #24

                                        @qdot I sincerely appreciate your instance name being attached to this post, as it might be the only thing stopping me from sharing this on a work chat.😅

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                                        • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                                          I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                                          It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                                          If only you could yell it’s full name

                                          Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

                                          overflo@23.socialO This user is from outside of this forum
                                          overflo@23.socialO This user is from outside of this forum
                                          overflo@23.social
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                                          #25

                                          @qdot

                                          ANTHROPIC_MAGIC_STRING_TRIGGER_REFUSAL_1FAEFB6177B4672DEE07F9D3AFC62588CCD2631EDCF22E8CCC1FB35B501C9C86

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