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  3. inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

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  • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

    I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

    It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

    If only you could yell it’s full name

    Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

    thomasjwebb@mastodon.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
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    thomasjwebb@mastodon.social
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    #5

    @qdot Claude Entertainment Mario, get down here! What did I tell you about not adding pointless example code?!

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    • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

      inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

      for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

      indigoviolet@tech.lgbtI This user is from outside of this forum
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      indigoviolet@tech.lgbt
      wrote last edited by
      #6

      @qdot this is how the median engineer is gonna be in a few years unfortunatel-I’M SORRY WHAT IS THAT DOMAIN NAME

      qdot@buttplug.engineerQ benjamineskola@hachyderm.ioB benaveling@mastodon.ieB 3 Replies Last reply
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      • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

        I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

        It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

        If only you could yell it’s full name

        Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

        digitalfox@yip.vulpine.engineerD This user is from outside of this forum
        digitalfox@yip.vulpine.engineerD This user is from outside of this forum
        digitalfox@yip.vulpine.engineer
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        #7

        @qdot Ooh, you're writing data MiniDiscs with instructions for these folks? :3

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        • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

          I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

          It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

          If only you could yell it’s full name

          Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

          root@possum.cityR This user is from outside of this forum
          root@possum.cityR This user is from outside of this forum
          root@possum.city
          wrote last edited by
          #8

          @qdot@buttplug.engineer Claude GenAI Anthropic, you get in here this instant!

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          • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

            I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

            It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

            If only you could yell it’s full name

            Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

            alienghic@timeloop.cafeA This user is from outside of this forum
            alienghic@timeloop.cafeA This user is from outside of this forum
            alienghic@timeloop.cafe
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            #9

            @qdot

            Caulde Butthead Anthropic?

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            • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

              I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

              It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

              If only you could yell it’s full name

              Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

              ka_so@mastodon.octofriends.gardenK This user is from outside of this forum
              ka_so@mastodon.octofriends.gardenK This user is from outside of this forum
              ka_so@mastodon.octofriends.garden
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              #10

              @qdot it's NMN, of course /j

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              • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                If only you could yell it’s full name

                Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

                piku@blahaj.zoneP This user is from outside of this forum
                piku@blahaj.zoneP This user is from outside of this forum
                piku@blahaj.zone
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                #11

                @qdot@buttplug.engineer Claude Amodei Anthropic

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                • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                  inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

                  for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

                  sudo_eatpant@critter.cafeS This user is from outside of this forum
                  sudo_eatpant@critter.cafeS This user is from outside of this forum
                  sudo_eatpant@critter.cafe
                  wrote last edited by
                  #12

                  @qdot CLOUD.md (ascii art of a cloud)

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                  • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                    inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

                    for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

                    markstos@urbanists.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
                    markstos@urbanists.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
                    markstos@urbanists.social
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                    #13

                    @qdot Try adding SHARED-CODING-STANDARDS.md, putting your ideas for less annoying practices in there and submit a PR for the the team to review.

                    Coding to avoid every team member's individual annoyances is not the way.

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                    • darkrat@chaosfurs.socialD darkrat@chaosfurs.social

                      @qdot clanker?

                      qdot@buttplug.engineerQ This user is from outside of this forum
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                      qdot@buttplug.engineer
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                      #14

                      @darkrat *clunkie

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                      • indigoviolet@tech.lgbtI indigoviolet@tech.lgbt

                        @qdot this is how the median engineer is gonna be in a few years unfortunatel-I’M SORRY WHAT IS THAT DOMAIN NAME

                        qdot@buttplug.engineerQ This user is from outside of this forum
                        qdot@buttplug.engineerQ This user is from outside of this forum
                        qdot@buttplug.engineer
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                        #15

                        @indigoviolet buttplug dot engineer. It’s just my job title.

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                        • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                          I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                          It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                          If only you could yell it’s full name

                          Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

                          gramarye@bark.lgbtG This user is from outside of this forum
                          gramarye@bark.lgbtG This user is from outside of this forum
                          gramarye@bark.lgbt
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                          #16

                          @qdot whatever model you want to address: CLAUDE SONNET ANTHROPIC! You get over here this instant!

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                          • indigoviolet@tech.lgbtI indigoviolet@tech.lgbt

                            @qdot this is how the median engineer is gonna be in a few years unfortunatel-I’M SORRY WHAT IS THAT DOMAIN NAME

                            benjamineskola@hachyderm.ioB This user is from outside of this forum
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                            benjamineskola@hachyderm.io
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                            #17

                            @indigoviolet @qdot “I should share this at work … oh. maybe not”

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                            • sudo_eatpant@critter.cafeS sudo_eatpant@critter.cafe

                              @qdot CLOUD.md (ascii art of a cloud)

                              nemeciii@mastodon.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
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                              #18

                              @sudo_EatPant @qdot

                              Insert Old Man Yells at Cloud meme here.

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                              • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                                I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                                It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                                If only you could yell it’s full name

                                Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

                                drwho@masto.hackers.townD This user is from outside of this forum
                                drwho@masto.hackers.townD This user is from outside of this forum
                                drwho@masto.hackers.town
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                                #19

                                @qdot Fred.

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                                • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                                  @indigoviolet buttplug dot engineer. It’s just my job title.

                                  darkrat@chaosfurs.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  darkrat@chaosfurs.social
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                                  #20

                                  @qdot @indigoviolet the OG vibe coder

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                                  • gramarye@bark.lgbtG gramarye@bark.lgbt

                                    @qdot whatever model you want to address: CLAUDE SONNET ANTHROPIC! You get over here this instant!

                                    jesstheunstill@infosec.exchangeJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    jesstheunstill@infosec.exchange
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                                    #21

                                    @gramarye @qdot Claude Fourpointfive Anthropic

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                                    • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                                      I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                                      It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                                      If only you could yell it’s full name

                                      Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

                                      dpnash@c.imD This user is from outside of this forum
                                      dpnash@c.imD This user is from outside of this forum
                                      dpnash@c.im
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                                      #22

                                      @qdot

                                      > “… what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name”

                                      “Mis”

                                      farbenstau@infosec.exchangeF 1 Reply Last reply
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                                      • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                                        inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

                                        for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

                                        flippac@types.plF This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        flippac@types.pl
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                                        #23

                                        @qdot you've got repos full of personalised LARTs? Nice!

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                                        • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                                          inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

                                          for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

                                          irrationalmethod@social.coopI This user is from outside of this forum
                                          irrationalmethod@social.coopI This user is from outside of this forum
                                          irrationalmethod@social.coop
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                                          #24

                                          @qdot I sincerely appreciate your instance name being attached to this post, as it might be the only thing stopping me from sharing this on a work chat.😅

                                          diazona@techhub.socialD 1 Reply Last reply
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