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  3. inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

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  • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

    I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

    It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

    If only you could yell it’s full name

    Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

    darkrat@chaosfurs.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
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    darkrat@chaosfurs.social
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    #3

    @qdot clanker?

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    • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

      inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

      for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

      dfxluna@transfem.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
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      dfxluna@transfem.social
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      @qdot@buttplug.engineer This reminds me of the folder of bookmarks I had with waterfall noise EQ'd to tune out specific co-workers​​

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      • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

        I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

        It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

        If only you could yell it’s full name

        Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

        thomasjwebb@mastodon.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
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        thomasjwebb@mastodon.social
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        #5

        @qdot Claude Entertainment Mario, get down here! What did I tell you about not adding pointless example code?!

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        • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

          inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

          for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

          indigoviolet@tech.lgbtI This user is from outside of this forum
          indigoviolet@tech.lgbtI This user is from outside of this forum
          indigoviolet@tech.lgbt
          wrote last edited by
          #6

          @qdot this is how the median engineer is gonna be in a few years unfortunatel-I’M SORRY WHAT IS THAT DOMAIN NAME

          qdot@buttplug.engineerQ benjamineskola@hachyderm.ioB benaveling@mastodon.ieB 3 Replies Last reply
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          • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

            I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

            It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

            If only you could yell it’s full name

            Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

            digitalfox@yip.vulpine.engineerD This user is from outside of this forum
            digitalfox@yip.vulpine.engineerD This user is from outside of this forum
            digitalfox@yip.vulpine.engineer
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            #7

            @qdot Ooh, you're writing data MiniDiscs with instructions for these folks? :3

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            • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

              I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

              It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

              If only you could yell it’s full name

              Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

              root@possum.cityR This user is from outside of this forum
              root@possum.cityR This user is from outside of this forum
              root@possum.city
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              #8

              @qdot@buttplug.engineer Claude GenAI Anthropic, you get in here this instant!

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              • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                If only you could yell it’s full name

                Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

                alienghic@timeloop.cafeA This user is from outside of this forum
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                alienghic@timeloop.cafe
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                @qdot

                Caulde Butthead Anthropic?

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                • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                  I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                  It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                  If only you could yell it’s full name

                  Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

                  ka_so@mastodon.octofriends.gardenK This user is from outside of this forum
                  ka_so@mastodon.octofriends.gardenK This user is from outside of this forum
                  ka_so@mastodon.octofriends.garden
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                  #10

                  @qdot it's NMN, of course /j

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                  • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                    I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                    It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                    If only you could yell it’s full name

                    Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

                    piku@blahaj.zoneP This user is from outside of this forum
                    piku@blahaj.zoneP This user is from outside of this forum
                    piku@blahaj.zone
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                    #11

                    @qdot@buttplug.engineer Claude Amodei Anthropic

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                    • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                      inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

                      for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

                      sudo_eatpant@critter.cafeS This user is from outside of this forum
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                      sudo_eatpant@critter.cafe
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                      #12

                      @qdot CLOUD.md (ascii art of a cloud)

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                      • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                        inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

                        for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

                        markstos@urbanists.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #13

                        @qdot Try adding SHARED-CODING-STANDARDS.md, putting your ideas for less annoying practices in there and submit a PR for the the team to review.

                        Coding to avoid every team member's individual annoyances is not the way.

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                        • darkrat@chaosfurs.socialD darkrat@chaosfurs.social

                          @qdot clanker?

                          qdot@buttplug.engineerQ This user is from outside of this forum
                          qdot@buttplug.engineerQ This user is from outside of this forum
                          qdot@buttplug.engineer
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                          #14

                          @darkrat *clunkie

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                          • indigoviolet@tech.lgbtI indigoviolet@tech.lgbt

                            @qdot this is how the median engineer is gonna be in a few years unfortunatel-I’M SORRY WHAT IS THAT DOMAIN NAME

                            qdot@buttplug.engineerQ This user is from outside of this forum
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                            #15

                            @indigoviolet buttplug dot engineer. It’s just my job title.

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                            • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                              I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                              It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                              If only you could yell it’s full name

                              Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

                              gramarye@bark.lgbtG This user is from outside of this forum
                              gramarye@bark.lgbtG This user is from outside of this forum
                              gramarye@bark.lgbt
                              wrote last edited by
                              #16

                              @qdot whatever model you want to address: CLAUDE SONNET ANTHROPIC! You get over here this instant!

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                              • indigoviolet@tech.lgbtI indigoviolet@tech.lgbt

                                @qdot this is how the median engineer is gonna be in a few years unfortunatel-I’M SORRY WHAT IS THAT DOMAIN NAME

                                benjamineskola@hachyderm.ioB This user is from outside of this forum
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                                #17

                                @indigoviolet @qdot “I should share this at work … oh. maybe not”

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                                • sudo_eatpant@critter.cafeS sudo_eatpant@critter.cafe

                                  @qdot CLOUD.md (ascii art of a cloud)

                                  nemeciii@mastodon.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  #18

                                  @sudo_EatPant @qdot

                                  Insert Old Man Yells at Cloud meme here.

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                                  • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                                    I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                                    It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                                    If only you could yell it’s full name

                                    Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

                                    drwho@masto.hackers.townD This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    drwho@masto.hackers.town
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                                    #19

                                    @qdot Fred.

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                                    • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                                      @indigoviolet buttplug dot engineer. It’s just my job title.

                                      darkrat@chaosfurs.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
                                      darkrat@chaosfurs.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
                                      darkrat@chaosfurs.social
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                                      #20

                                      @qdot @indigoviolet the OG vibe coder

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                                      • gramarye@bark.lgbtG gramarye@bark.lgbt

                                        @qdot whatever model you want to address: CLAUDE SONNET ANTHROPIC! You get over here this instant!

                                        jesstheunstill@infosec.exchangeJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        #21

                                        @gramarye @qdot Claude Fourpointfive Anthropic

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                                        • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                                          I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                                          It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                                          If only you could yell it’s full name

                                          Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

                                          dpnash@c.imD This user is from outside of this forum
                                          dpnash@c.imD This user is from outside of this forum
                                          dpnash@c.im
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                                          #22

                                          @qdot

                                          > “… what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name”

                                          “Mis”

                                          farbenstau@infosec.exchangeF 1 Reply Last reply
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