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  3. inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

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  • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

    inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

    for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

    qdot@buttplug.engineerQ This user is from outside of this forum
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    qdot@buttplug.engineer
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    #2

    I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

    It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

    If only you could yell it’s full name

    Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

    darkrat@chaosfurs.socialD thomasjwebb@mastodon.socialT digitalfox@yip.vulpine.engineerD root@possum.cityR alienghic@timeloop.cafeA 17 Replies Last reply
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    • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

      I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

      It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

      If only you could yell it’s full name

      Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

      darkrat@chaosfurs.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
      darkrat@chaosfurs.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
      darkrat@chaosfurs.social
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      #3

      @qdot clanker?

      qdot@buttplug.engineerQ 1 Reply Last reply
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      • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

        inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

        for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

        dfxluna@transfem.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
        dfxluna@transfem.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
        dfxluna@transfem.social
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        @qdot@buttplug.engineer This reminds me of the folder of bookmarks I had with waterfall noise EQ'd to tune out specific co-workers​​

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        • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

          I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

          It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

          If only you could yell it’s full name

          Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

          thomasjwebb@mastodon.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
          thomasjwebb@mastodon.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
          thomasjwebb@mastodon.social
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          @qdot Claude Entertainment Mario, get down here! What did I tell you about not adding pointless example code?!

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          • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

            inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

            for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

            indigoviolet@tech.lgbtI This user is from outside of this forum
            indigoviolet@tech.lgbtI This user is from outside of this forum
            indigoviolet@tech.lgbt
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            #6

            @qdot this is how the median engineer is gonna be in a few years unfortunatel-I’M SORRY WHAT IS THAT DOMAIN NAME

            qdot@buttplug.engineerQ benjamineskola@hachyderm.ioB benaveling@mastodon.ieB 3 Replies Last reply
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            • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

              I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

              It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

              If only you could yell it’s full name

              Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

              digitalfox@yip.vulpine.engineerD This user is from outside of this forum
              digitalfox@yip.vulpine.engineerD This user is from outside of this forum
              digitalfox@yip.vulpine.engineer
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              #7

              @qdot Ooh, you're writing data MiniDiscs with instructions for these folks? :3

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              • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                If only you could yell it’s full name

                Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

                root@possum.cityR This user is from outside of this forum
                root@possum.cityR This user is from outside of this forum
                root@possum.city
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                #8

                @qdot@buttplug.engineer Claude GenAI Anthropic, you get in here this instant!

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                • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                  I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                  It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                  If only you could yell it’s full name

                  Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

                  alienghic@timeloop.cafeA This user is from outside of this forum
                  alienghic@timeloop.cafeA This user is from outside of this forum
                  alienghic@timeloop.cafe
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                  #9

                  @qdot

                  Caulde Butthead Anthropic?

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                  • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                    I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                    It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                    If only you could yell it’s full name

                    Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

                    ka_so@mastodon.octofriends.gardenK This user is from outside of this forum
                    ka_so@mastodon.octofriends.gardenK This user is from outside of this forum
                    ka_so@mastodon.octofriends.garden
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                    #10

                    @qdot it's NMN, of course /j

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                    • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                      I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                      It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                      If only you could yell it’s full name

                      Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

                      piku@blahaj.zoneP This user is from outside of this forum
                      piku@blahaj.zoneP This user is from outside of this forum
                      piku@blahaj.zone
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                      @qdot@buttplug.engineer Claude Amodei Anthropic

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                      • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                        inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

                        for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

                        sudo_eatpant@critter.cafeS This user is from outside of this forum
                        sudo_eatpant@critter.cafeS This user is from outside of this forum
                        sudo_eatpant@critter.cafe
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                        #12

                        @qdot CLOUD.md (ascii art of a cloud)

                        nemeciii@mastodon.socialN 1 Reply Last reply
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                        • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                          inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

                          for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

                          markstos@urbanists.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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                          @qdot Try adding SHARED-CODING-STANDARDS.md, putting your ideas for less annoying practices in there and submit a PR for the the team to review.

                          Coding to avoid every team member's individual annoyances is not the way.

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                          • darkrat@chaosfurs.socialD darkrat@chaosfurs.social

                            @qdot clanker?

                            qdot@buttplug.engineerQ This user is from outside of this forum
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                            qdot@buttplug.engineer
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                            #14

                            @darkrat *clunkie

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                            • indigoviolet@tech.lgbtI indigoviolet@tech.lgbt

                              @qdot this is how the median engineer is gonna be in a few years unfortunatel-I’M SORRY WHAT IS THAT DOMAIN NAME

                              qdot@buttplug.engineerQ This user is from outside of this forum
                              qdot@buttplug.engineerQ This user is from outside of this forum
                              qdot@buttplug.engineer
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                              #15

                              @indigoviolet buttplug dot engineer. It’s just my job title.

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                              • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                                I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                                It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                                If only you could yell it’s full name

                                Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

                                gramarye@bark.lgbtG This user is from outside of this forum
                                gramarye@bark.lgbtG This user is from outside of this forum
                                gramarye@bark.lgbt
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                                #16

                                @qdot whatever model you want to address: CLAUDE SONNET ANTHROPIC! You get over here this instant!

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                                • indigoviolet@tech.lgbtI indigoviolet@tech.lgbt

                                  @qdot this is how the median engineer is gonna be in a few years unfortunatel-I’M SORRY WHAT IS THAT DOMAIN NAME

                                  benjamineskola@hachyderm.ioB This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  #17

                                  @indigoviolet @qdot “I should share this at work … oh. maybe not”

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                                  • sudo_eatpant@critter.cafeS sudo_eatpant@critter.cafe

                                    @qdot CLOUD.md (ascii art of a cloud)

                                    nemeciii@mastodon.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    @sudo_EatPant @qdot

                                    Insert Old Man Yells at Cloud meme here.

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                                    • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                                      I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                                      It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                                      If only you could yell it’s full name

                                      Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

                                      drwho@masto.hackers.townD This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      drwho@masto.hackers.town
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                                      #19

                                      @qdot Fred.

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                                      • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                                        @indigoviolet buttplug dot engineer. It’s just my job title.

                                        darkrat@chaosfurs.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
                                        darkrat@chaosfurs.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
                                        darkrat@chaosfurs.social
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                                        #20

                                        @qdot @indigoviolet the OG vibe coder

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                                        • gramarye@bark.lgbtG gramarye@bark.lgbt

                                          @qdot whatever model you want to address: CLAUDE SONNET ANTHROPIC! You get over here this instant!

                                          jesstheunstill@infosec.exchangeJ This user is from outside of this forum
                                          jesstheunstill@infosec.exchangeJ This user is from outside of this forum
                                          jesstheunstill@infosec.exchange
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                                          #21

                                          @gramarye @qdot Claude Fourpointfive Anthropic

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