One of these things is not like the others 😅

[eedly@mindly.social]

@alice Wait, that was on a bridge railing? You don't suppose someone was suspended from it…

[onedawnconstant@climatejustice.social]

@alice Plot twist: all of them were removed with hammers.

[jorsh@beige.party]

@alice

Despite all my rage
I've still got my dick in a cage.

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@eedly I want to believe that somewhere in Seattle, a puppygirl is running free tonight.

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@onedawnconstant *gasp* never! They were all lovingly removed intact.

[sherwoodinc@floss.social]

@alice thinking "padlock" puns...
Ladlock? Peglock?

[longspeak@chirp.enworld.org]

@alice I mean... It has a lock...

[eljorgeabides@mastodon.world]

@alice

It's not the size of the lock, it's the motion of the ocean.. or something

[overtondoors@infosec.exchange]

@alice that's putting it mildly...

[overtondoors@infosec.exchange]

@anyia @alice once assembled, yes!

[er4z0r@chaos.social]

@alice woah. You really get to practice a lot with smaller keyways.

[prophetscross@mastodon.social]

@alice Reminded me of this

[autisticplushy@lgbtqia.space]

@alice https://youtu.be/SBjQ9tuuTJQ?list=RDSBjQ9tuuTJQ&t=82

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@sherwoodinc now I can say I've picked a complete stranger's cock cage, in a public park, in front of my girlfriend ‍️