One of these things is not like the others 😅
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Despite all my rage
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@alice Wait, that was on a bridge railing? You don't suppose someone was suspended from it…
@eedly I want to believe that somewhere in Seattle, a puppygirl is running free tonight.
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@alice Plot twist: all of them were removed with hammers.
@onedawnconstant *gasp* never! They were all lovingly removed intact.
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@alice thinking "padlock" puns...
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@alice I mean... It has a lock...
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It's not the size of the lock, it's the motion of the ocean.. or something
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@alice that's putting it mildly...
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@alice one of them is purple!
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@alice woah. You really get to practice a lot with smaller keyways.
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@alice Reminded me of this
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@alice thinking "padlock" puns...
Ladlock? Peglock?@sherwoodinc now I can say I've picked a complete stranger's cock cage, in a public park, in front of my girlfriend
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