One of these things is not like the others 😅

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@onedawnconstant *gasp* never! They were all lovingly removed intact.

[sherwoodinc@floss.social]

@alice thinking "padlock" puns...
Ladlock? Peglock?

[longspeak@chirp.enworld.org]

@alice I mean... It has a lock...

[eljorgeabides@mastodon.world]

@alice

It's not the size of the lock, it's the motion of the ocean.. or something

[overtondoors@infosec.exchange]

@alice that's putting it mildly...

[overtondoors@infosec.exchange]

@anyia @alice once assembled, yes!

[er4z0r@chaos.social]

@alice woah. You really get to practice a lot with smaller keyways.

[prophetscross@mastodon.social]

@alice Reminded me of this

[autisticplushy@lgbtqia.space]

@alice https://youtu.be/SBjQ9tuuTJQ?list=RDSBjQ9tuuTJQ&t=82

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@sherwoodinc now I can say I've picked a complete stranger's cock cage, in a public park, in front of my girlfriend ‍️