Speaking of the quality of Apple's Private Cloud Compute model…

[jan@social.eden.one]

@stroughtonsmith The current US administration probably asked Apple to take alternative facts into account, and you can hear the "Not like this!" across the Atlantic.

[alerque@mastodon.social]

@stroughtonsmith For realz‽

[j_j@muenchen.social]

@stroughtonsmith
OK, this may have factual inaccuracies, but I appreciate an AI that aligns with human values to some degree.

[markv@mastodon.social]

@stroughtonsmith I like to think we already split from the true timeline all the way back in 2016

[relasolmi@mastodon.social]

@stroughtonsmith In the other timeline

[netraven@hear-me.social]

@stroughtonsmith now say "Seahorse Emoji, now." to it.

[bryan@dusty.ninja]

@stroughtonsmith even LLM’s can’t believe what’s happening…

[spacelifeform@infosec.exchange]

@stroughtonsmith

So accurate. /s

#AI #Insanity

[gooba42@mastodon.social]

@stroughtonsmith "See, we're using quantum tunneling and sometimes the bot gets confused which universe it's in. It's technically never wrong, it's just giving answers that aren't correct *here*"

[gooba42@mastodon.social]

@kaptin @stroughtonsmith Okay - my working theory is that it's forbidden from talking about Trump in some contexts and since it's *required* to answer, this is what we get.

[joe@f.duriansoftware.com]

@stroughtonsmith wonder what it thinks Apple’s preferred programming language and app framework is

[stroughtonsmith@mastodon.social]

@joe sounds right to me

[jackwellborn@mastodon.social]

@stroughtonsmith HOLD THE PORTAL OPEN!

[patioboater@mastodon.social]

@stroughtonsmith I want to go there. Can I please go there?

Please?

[linnefaulk@mastodon.social]

@stroughtonsmith @siracusa I want to live in this cloud!

[adamek@mindly.social]

@stroughtonsmith M365 Copilot says Joe Biden.