Speaking of the quality of Apple's Private Cloud Compute model…

[josh@appdot.net]

@stroughtonsmith So THIS is why Siri randomly claims there is no foyer lamp or turns something off or suddenly doesn't recognize my husband's voice? Some sort of experimental quantum magnet alternate universe stuff?

[fay59@tech.lgbt]

@stroughtonsmith PCC exists in a better world

[seebaer@ruhr.social]

@stroughtonsmith just asked same question. Answer: The President is Joe Biden!

[eeean@mindly.social]

@stroughtonsmith works similarly well with the Pope

[jan@social.eden.one]

@stroughtonsmith The current US administration probably asked Apple to take alternative facts into account, and you can hear the "Not like this!" across the Atlantic.

[alerque@mastodon.social]

@stroughtonsmith For realz‽

[j_j@muenchen.social]

@stroughtonsmith
OK, this may have factual inaccuracies, but I appreciate an AI that aligns with human values to some degree.

[markv@mastodon.social]

@stroughtonsmith I like to think we already split from the true timeline all the way back in 2016

[relasolmi@mastodon.social]

@stroughtonsmith In the other timeline

[netraven@hear-me.social]

@stroughtonsmith now say "Seahorse Emoji, now." to it.

[bryan@dusty.ninja]

@stroughtonsmith even LLM’s can’t believe what’s happening…

[spacelifeform@infosec.exchange]

@stroughtonsmith

So accurate. /s

#AI #Insanity

[gooba42@mastodon.social]

@stroughtonsmith "See, we're using quantum tunneling and sometimes the bot gets confused which universe it's in. It's technically never wrong, it's just giving answers that aren't correct *here*"

[gooba42@mastodon.social]

@kaptin @stroughtonsmith Okay - my working theory is that it's forbidden from talking about Trump in some contexts and since it's *required* to answer, this is what we get.

[joe@f.duriansoftware.com]

@stroughtonsmith wonder what it thinks Apple’s preferred programming language and app framework is

[stroughtonsmith@mastodon.social]

@joe sounds right to me

[jackwellborn@mastodon.social]

@stroughtonsmith HOLD THE PORTAL OPEN!

[patioboater@mastodon.social]

@stroughtonsmith I want to go there. Can I please go there?

Please?

[linnefaulk@mastodon.social]

@stroughtonsmith @siracusa I want to live in this cloud!

[adamek@mindly.social]

@stroughtonsmith M365 Copilot says Joe Biden.