Speaking of the quality of Apple's Private Cloud Compute model…

[dharkness@defcon.social]

@stroughtonsmith maybe private cloud computer is quantum and reporting from a better timeline.

[siguza@infosec.space]

@stroughtonsmith into a poisoned helicopter blade, I'm sure

[mardor@ruhr.social]

@stroughtonsmith So apparently Apple did not drift into this absurd parallel universe we are all stuck now. Can we use this connection to return into our reality?

[ismh86@eworld.social]

@stroughtonsmith I want to jump to that timeline.

[wendinoakland@beige.party]

@stroughtonsmith If only…

[josh@appdot.net]

@stroughtonsmith So THIS is why Siri randomly claims there is no foyer lamp or turns something off or suddenly doesn't recognize my husband's voice? Some sort of experimental quantum magnet alternate universe stuff?

[seebaer@ruhr.social]

@stroughtonsmith just asked same question. Answer: The President is Joe Biden!

[eeean@mindly.social]

@stroughtonsmith works similarly well with the Pope

[jan@social.eden.one]

@stroughtonsmith The current US administration probably asked Apple to take alternative facts into account, and you can hear the "Not like this!" across the Atlantic.

[alerque@mastodon.social]

@stroughtonsmith For realz‽

[j_j@muenchen.social]

@stroughtonsmith
OK, this may have factual inaccuracies, but I appreciate an AI that aligns with human values to some degree.

[markv@mastodon.social]

@stroughtonsmith I like to think we already split from the true timeline all the way back in 2016

[relasolmi@mastodon.social]

@stroughtonsmith In the other timeline