CIRCLE WITH A DOT

Coworker Laid Off Solely For Performance-Related Reasons Warns AI Coming For EveryoneSIOUX CITY, IA—Making the dire prediction shortly after being terminated for substandard work, marketing analyst Ryan Bronson, who was laid off solely for performance-related reasons Wednesday, warned that artificial intelligence was coming for everyone. “Yup, the way things are going, not a s…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/coworker-laid-off-solely-for-performance-related-reasons-warns-ai-coming-for-everyone/

@Ulrich_the_elder @The_Whore_of_Blahbylon A-person...to both of your posts.

@theonion what the heck! Any pictures of the device?

When even the Onion's AV Club is posting about Ring's dystopian surveillance ad, you know regular people are starting to notice.https://www.avclub.com/great-job-interview-weratedogs-super-bowl-ring#SuperbOwl #Ring #TheOnion #Privacy

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance (‘¡Dios Mío!’ Cry Millions Of Panicking Republicans)BOISE, ID—Crying out “¡Dios mío!” and “¡Ayúdame!” as soon as they heard the opening notes of the Puerto Rican superstar’s “EoO,” millions of terrified conservatives reportedly lo…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/