Polite Cult Member Assumes Reason Penises Cut Off Will Eventually Come Up In Conversation

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Polite Cult Member Assumes Reason Penises Cut Off Will Eventually Come Up In Conversation

BOULDER, CO—Assuring himself that the rationale for the ritualized surgery would be revealed in due course, cult member Jason Fitzpatrick told reporters Friday that he assumed the reason everyone’s penises were cut off would eventually come up in conversation. “The last thing I want to…
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