Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day.
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Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
@Daojoan Never thought I'd live in a world full of Buddy Kanes
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Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
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@Daojoan I once invented the "great LinkedIn drinking game", which is great fun and dangerous to your health, albeit in German only.
Google Translate does quite a good job translating it, but it has a few German peculiarities in it (Frank Thelen for instance is a German wannabe-Musk imitator and minor celebrity who gets interviewed by tabloids when they need someone from 'the economy').
Maybe it's time for an international version…
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@Daojoan it's such a fake world. Reminds me of Monty Python
https://youtu.be/UijhbHvxWrA?is=apZEtDTbzAlFXJms -
Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
@Daojoan I’m thrilled to announce that I’m in this picture and I don’t like it
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Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
We've added iceberg interaction to our experience portfolio.
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@Daojoan that's because we don't have down-to-earth LLMs writing linked in posts in a shitty/depressed mood.
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Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
@Daojoan I still consider creating a trolling account on LI. Mostly about tech/corpos and stuff, but now I have this wild idea of writing sui... erm, bold pivot to underground operations note.
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Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
@Daojoan don't forget that the Titanic endeavour also comes with great compensation package that includes opportunities to work out and unlimited cold plunges.
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Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
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Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
@Daojoan I only use it to get notifications of new articles from Anne Appelbaum.
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Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
@Daojoan kill it with fire. Or is that make it "pleased to announce its new role in a storied and expansive void with multidimensional opportunities for expansion through innovative integration of pyrotechnics, heat and the exploration of iron implements and bladed tools"
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Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
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Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
@Daojoan …and every third sentence is a new thought. A new paragraph. Disruptive! Innovative!
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Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
As a highly experienced Sub-aqua Ceramics Engineer I ought to look into this Linkedin stuff.
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@confusedMiddleAgedDad @Daojoan maybe that's what finally differentiates us form AI ... irony and daytime depression. Or we just need to star training a model from scratch.
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Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
@Daojoan I had one in January.
But I deleted those posts ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
@Daojoan "Corey and I pleased to announce our new exciting new opportunity as Special Envoy to the new Shield of the Americas, expanding our portfolio from head of the Homeland to head of ALL of the Americas. And yes, we get to keep the deportation jet! "
"I'm pleased to announce my exciting new opportunity as Ambassador, expanding my portfolio as surprised former girlfriend of Don Trump Jr where I offended his family, to a whole new nation I can offend if they can learn to speak American. So grateful."
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Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
@Daojoan People can’t go public with their reaction to being let go for fear no one wants to hire an embittered, angry, almost bankrupt, new employee. Displaying the green banner of “open to work” in a kind of proto-solidarity is the most radical some people will ever become— scared to lose their health insurance and cash for housing, comforted to know it it’s not a solo quest. Good luck to the seekers!
