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  • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

    Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."

    albertcardona@mathstodon.xyzA This user is from outside of this forum
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    @Daojoan

    Always quite the unveiling of someone's character when, upon starting an internship, they post about it in LinkedIn ... and their description is several octaves above the actual work. Conversely, there are those who don't do that.

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    • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

      Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."

      robo@mastodon.ieR This user is from outside of this forum
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      @Daojoan it's such a fake world. Reminds me of Monty Python
      https://youtu.be/UijhbHvxWrA?is=apZEtDTbzAlFXJms

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      • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

        Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."

        strawdog@infosec.exchangeS This user is from outside of this forum
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        @Daojoan that's because we don't have down-to-earth LLMs writing linked in posts in a shitty/depressed mood.

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        • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

          Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."

          amedee_de_murcia@sonomu.clubA This user is from outside of this forum
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          @Daojoan Reminds me of an 80's french dark comedy where some people get their brain "flashed" to be constantly happy and productive. An horrifying and smiling new humanity emerge.

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          • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

            Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."

            geoloico@mapstodon.spaceG This user is from outside of this forum
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            @Daojoan As the everlasting sparkling side ol life syndrom

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            • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

              Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."

              stephan@sonomu.clubS This user is from outside of this forum
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              @Daojoan I once invented the "great LinkedIn drinking game", which is great fun and dangerous to your health, albeit in German only.

              Google Translate does quite a good job translating it, but it has a few German peculiarities in it (Frank Thelen for instance is a German wannabe-Musk imitator and minor celebrity who gets interviewed by tabloids when they need someone from 'the economy').

              Maybe it's time for an international version…

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              • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

                Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."

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                @Daojoan It's the facebook for companies.

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                • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

                  Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."

                  sesav@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                  @Daojoan This is awesome! Made my day also 😀

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                  • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

                    Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."

                    nakedhombre@mastodon.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
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                    @Daojoan Never thought I'd live in a world full of Buddy Kanes

                    "To be successful one must project an image of success at all times"

                    - YouTube

                    Auf YouTube findest du die angesagtesten Videos und Tracks. Außerdem kannst du eigene Inhalte hochladen und mit Freunden oder gleich der ganzen Welt teilen.

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                    • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

                      Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."

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                      @Daojoan 😂😂😂

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                      • stephan@sonomu.clubS stephan@sonomu.club

                        @Daojoan I once invented the "great LinkedIn drinking game", which is great fun and dangerous to your health, albeit in German only.

                        Google Translate does quite a good job translating it, but it has a few German peculiarities in it (Frank Thelen for instance is a German wannabe-Musk imitator and minor celebrity who gets interviewed by tabloids when they need someone from 'the economy').

                        Maybe it's time for an international version…

                        Link Preview Image
                        Google Translate

                        favicon

                        (schallundstille-de.translate.goog)

                        naturemc@mastodon.onlineN This user is from outside of this forum
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                        @stephan I had a good laugh at the original and now finally understand why there are so many beer-drinking zombies in Germany. 😂 🤣

                        @Daojoan

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                        • robo@mastodon.ieR robo@mastodon.ie

                          @Daojoan it's such a fake world. Reminds me of Monty Python
                          https://youtu.be/UijhbHvxWrA?is=apZEtDTbzAlFXJms

                          naturemc@mastodon.onlineN This user is from outside of this forum
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                          @Robo 👍 @Daojoan

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                          • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

                            Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."

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                            @Daojoan I’m thrilled to announce that I’m in this picture and I don’t like it

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                            • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

                              Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."

                              pbloem@sigmoid.socialP This user is from outside of this forum
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                              @Daojoan

                              We've added iceberg interaction to our experience portfolio.

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                              • strawdog@infosec.exchangeS strawdog@infosec.exchange

                                @Daojoan that's because we don't have down-to-earth LLMs writing linked in posts in a shitty/depressed mood.

                                confusedmiddleageddad@mastodon.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
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                                @StrawDog @Daojoan Marvin as an LLM chatbot. That would be something special

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                                • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

                                  Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."

                                  agturcz@circumstances.runA This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  @Daojoan I still consider creating a trolling account on LI. Mostly about tech/corpos and stuff, but now I have this wild idea of writing sui... erm, bold pivot to underground operations note.

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                                  • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

                                    Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."

                                    dany@hsnl.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    @Daojoan don't forget that the Titanic endeavour also comes with great compensation package that includes opportunities to work out and unlimited cold plunges.

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                                    • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

                                      Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."

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                                      @Daojoan "This morning I had a cup coffee, and I want to share with you what this tells us about outstanding entrepreneurship" #linkedin

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                                      • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

                                        Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."

                                        rrb@infosec.exchangeR This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        @Daojoan I only use it to get notifications of new articles from Anne Appelbaum.

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                                          @hanscees @Daojoan

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