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  • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

    Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."

    robo@mastodon.ieR This user is from outside of this forum
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    @Daojoan it's such a fake world. Reminds me of Monty Python
    https://youtu.be/UijhbHvxWrA?is=apZEtDTbzAlFXJms

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    • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

      Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."

      strawdog@infosec.exchangeS This user is from outside of this forum
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      @Daojoan that's because we don't have down-to-earth LLMs writing linked in posts in a shitty/depressed mood.

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      • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

        Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."

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        @Daojoan Reminds me of an 80's french dark comedy where some people get their brain "flashed" to be constantly happy and productive. An horrifying and smiling new humanity emerge.

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        • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

          Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."

          geoloico@mapstodon.spaceG This user is from outside of this forum
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          @Daojoan As the everlasting sparkling side ol life syndrom

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          • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

            Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."

            stephan@sonomu.clubS This user is from outside of this forum
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            @Daojoan I once invented the "great LinkedIn drinking game", which is great fun and dangerous to your health, albeit in German only.

            Google Translate does quite a good job translating it, but it has a few German peculiarities in it (Frank Thelen for instance is a German wannabe-Musk imitator and minor celebrity who gets interviewed by tabloids when they need someone from 'the economy').

            Maybe it's time for an international versionโ€ฆ

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            • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

              Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."

              paulk@writing.exchangeP This user is from outside of this forum
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              @Daojoan It's the facebook for companies.

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              • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

                Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."

                sesav@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                @Daojoan This is awesome! Made my day also ๐Ÿ˜€

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                • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

                  Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."

                  nakedhombre@mastodon.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
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                  @Daojoan Never thought I'd live in a world full of Buddy Kanes

                  "To be successful one must project an image of success at all times"

                  - YouTube

                  Auf YouTube findest du die angesagtesten Videos und Tracks. AuรŸerdem kannst du eigene Inhalte hochladen und mit Freunden oder gleich der ganzen Welt teilen.

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                  • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

                    Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."

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                    @Daojoan ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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                    • stephan@sonomu.clubS stephan@sonomu.club

                      @Daojoan I once invented the "great LinkedIn drinking game", which is great fun and dangerous to your health, albeit in German only.

                      Google Translate does quite a good job translating it, but it has a few German peculiarities in it (Frank Thelen for instance is a German wannabe-Musk imitator and minor celebrity who gets interviewed by tabloids when they need someone from 'the economy').

                      Maybe it's time for an international versionโ€ฆ

                      Link Preview Image
                      Google Translate

                      favicon

                      (schallundstille-de.translate.goog)

                      naturemc@mastodon.onlineN This user is from outside of this forum
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                      @stephan I had a good laugh at the original and now finally understand why there are so many beer-drinking zombies in Germany. ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿคฃ

                      @Daojoan

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                      • robo@mastodon.ieR robo@mastodon.ie

                        @Daojoan it's such a fake world. Reminds me of Monty Python
                        https://youtu.be/UijhbHvxWrA?is=apZEtDTbzAlFXJms

                        naturemc@mastodon.onlineN This user is from outside of this forum
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                        @Robo ๐Ÿ‘ @Daojoan

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                        • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

                          Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."

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                          @Daojoan Iโ€™m thrilled to announce that Iโ€™m in this picture and I donโ€™t like it

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                          • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

                            Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."

                            pbloem@sigmoid.socialP This user is from outside of this forum
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                            @Daojoan

                            We've added iceberg interaction to our experience portfolio.

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                            • strawdog@infosec.exchangeS strawdog@infosec.exchange

                              @Daojoan that's because we don't have down-to-earth LLMs writing linked in posts in a shitty/depressed mood.

                              confusedmiddleageddad@mastodon.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
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                              @StrawDog @Daojoan Marvin as an LLM chatbot. That would be something special

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                              • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

                                Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."

                                agturcz@circumstances.runA This user is from outside of this forum
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                                @Daojoan I still consider creating a trolling account on LI. Mostly about tech/corpos and stuff, but now I have this wild idea of writing sui... erm, bold pivot to underground operations note.

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                                • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

                                  Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."

                                  dany@hsnl.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  @Daojoan don't forget that the Titanic endeavour also comes with great compensation package that includes opportunities to work out and unlimited cold plunges.

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                                  • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

                                    Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."

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                                    @Daojoan "This morning I had a cup coffee, and I want to share with you what this tells us about outstanding entrepreneurship" #linkedin

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                                    • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

                                      Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."

                                      rrb@infosec.exchangeR This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      @Daojoan I only use it to get notifications of new articles from Anne Appelbaum.

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                                        @hanscees @Daojoan

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                                        • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

                                          Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."

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                                          @Daojoan kill it with fire. Or is that make it "pleased to announce its new role in a storied and expansive void with multidimensional opportunities for expansion through innovative integration of pyrotechnics, heat and the exploration of iron implements and bladed tools"

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