A Farce in Four Acts:
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@Strandjunker just wait, they'll outdumbass themselves soon
@terribletowelie @Strandjunker
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A Farce in Four Acts:
1. Trump skipped the WHCD every single year.
2. Except this one.
3. All of a sudden there’s a shooter in the lobby.
4. Trump: “This shooting is a clear example of why we need a new ballroom!”It hardly gets any dumber than this.
You got it! 
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A Farce in Four Acts:
1. Trump skipped the WHCD every single year.
2. Except this one.
3. All of a sudden there’s a shooter in the lobby.
4. Trump: “This shooting is a clear example of why we need a new ballroom!”It hardly gets any dumber than this.
@Strandjunker i stopped paying attention. you can do it all you want, but the mental toll all this farce takes on me keeping up to date is exhausting. Republicans are dead to me forever. But what does it matter. The future is not hopeful and life is short, I only got like 10 years left in me. Not going to see much impactful change in just one decade.
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@LaNaehForaday
With a coffin in it.
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« Unfortunately, I wasn't able to deliver my mic drop address. I had prepared the most amazing speech—everyone would have been blown away. Blown away. It was a speech like nothing anyone had ever seen before in the history of speeches. I have a friend who took a look at my speech and said, "Donald, how do you write speeches like this? It’s incredible. It is a million times better than what Obama writes." »
@MichelPatrice @Strandjunker @Kierkegaanks
So there is no speech. Or rather, what the friend/WH advisors/designated adult in the room said was “If you try to deliver this heap of vitriolic garble, it will become obvious that your brain is now toast.”
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A Farce in Four Acts:
1. Trump skipped the WHCD every single year.
2. Except this one.
3. All of a sudden there’s a shooter in the lobby.
4. Trump: “This shooting is a clear example of why we need a new ballroom!”It hardly gets any dumber than this.
@Strandjunker Russia advised an attempt on Orban's live to prop up the elections. Things are wonky.
The U.S. president will do anything to hold on to power. He is a very unhealthy individual.
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@MichelPatrice @Strandjunker @Kierkegaanks
So there is no speech. Or rather, what the friend/WH advisors/designated adult in the room said was “If you try to deliver this heap of vitriolic garble, it will become obvious that your brain is now toast.”
What a complete non-surprise.@MichelPatrice @Strandjunker @Gorfram this is a well hidden secret
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A Farce in Four Acts:
1. Trump skipped the WHCD every single year.
2. Except this one.
3. All of a sudden there’s a shooter in the lobby.
4. Trump: “This shooting is a clear example of why we need a new ballroom!”It hardly gets any dumber than this.
@Strandjunker Only thing is: As far as I understand this event, the president is a guest, not the host.
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A Farce in Four Acts:
1. Trump skipped the WHCD every single year.
2. Except this one.
3. All of a sudden there’s a shooter in the lobby.
4. Trump: “This shooting is a clear example of why we need a new ballroom!”It hardly gets any dumber than this.
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A Farce in Four Acts:
1. Trump skipped the WHCD every single year.
2. Except this one.
3. All of a sudden there’s a shooter in the lobby.
4. Trump: “This shooting is a clear example of why we need a new ballroom!”It hardly gets any dumber than this.
@Strandjunker
Thank you for this! -
A Farce in Four Acts:
1. Trump skipped the WHCD every single year.
2. Except this one.
3. All of a sudden there’s a shooter in the lobby.
4. Trump: “This shooting is a clear example of why we need a new ballroom!”It hardly gets any dumber than this.
@Strandjunker I do wonder who'd be dumb enough to play the stooge for the likes of him, though.
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A Farce in Four Acts:
1. Trump skipped the WHCD every single year.
2. Except this one.
3. All of a sudden there’s a shooter in the lobby.
4. Trump: “This shooting is a clear example of why we need a new ballroom!”It hardly gets any dumber than this.
@Strandjunker
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"Finally it's about me again!"
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@Guillotine_Jones @Strandjunker does he have the record for shooting attempts?
maybe he can finally win something?@terribletowelie @Guillotine_Jones @Strandjunker
He won himself 34 convicted felonies and a sexual abuse conviction but that didn't get him anything.
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A Farce in Four Acts:
1. Trump skipped the WHCD every single year.
2. Except this one.
3. All of a sudden there’s a shooter in the lobby.
4. Trump: “This shooting is a clear example of why we need a new ballroom!”It hardly gets any dumber than this.
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@Guillotine_Jones @Strandjunker does he have the record for shooting attempts?
maybe he can finally win something?@terribletowelie @Guillotine_Jones @Strandjunker
He has way more than Obama ever had
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@Strandjunker
Either staged or they knew there would be an incident. They were prepared for it:
https://mstdn.social/@MaryAustinBooks/116471283173674476@Nerde @Strandjunker that’s what I was thinking. Patel was clearly trying to thread that needle.
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@terribletowelie @Guillotine_Jones @Strandjunker
He has way more than Obama ever had@Nerde @Guillotine_Jones @Strandjunker that should make him happy
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A Farce in Four Acts:
1. Trump skipped the WHCD every single year.
2. Except this one.
3. All of a sudden there’s a shooter in the lobby.
4. Trump: “This shooting is a clear example of why we need a new ballroom!”It hardly gets any dumber than this.
@Strandjunker Unfortunately true ... dumb all over
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A Farce in Four Acts:
1. Trump skipped the WHCD every single year.
2. Except this one.
3. All of a sudden there’s a shooter in the lobby.
4. Trump: “This shooting is a clear example of why we need a new ballroom!”It hardly gets any dumber than this.
NRA: Nice deflection.
