A Farce in Four Acts:
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@LaNaehForaday
With a coffin in it.
Lined with red upholstery. -
« Unfortunately, I wasn't able to deliver my mic drop address. I had prepared the most amazing speech—everyone would have been blown away. Blown away. It was a speech like nothing anyone had ever seen before in the history of speeches. I have a friend who took a look at my speech and said, "Donald, how do you write speeches like this? It’s incredible. It is a million times better than what Obama writes." »
@MichelPatrice @Strandjunker @Kierkegaanks
So there is no speech. Or rather, what the friend/WH advisors/designated adult in the room said was “If you try to deliver this heap of vitriolic garble, it will become obvious that your brain is now toast.”
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A Farce in Four Acts:
1. Trump skipped the WHCD every single year.
2. Except this one.
3. All of a sudden there’s a shooter in the lobby.
4. Trump: “This shooting is a clear example of why we need a new ballroom!”It hardly gets any dumber than this.
@Strandjunker Russia advised an attempt on Orban's live to prop up the elections. Things are wonky.
The U.S. president will do anything to hold on to power. He is a very unhealthy individual.
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@MichelPatrice @Strandjunker @Kierkegaanks
So there is no speech. Or rather, what the friend/WH advisors/designated adult in the room said was “If you try to deliver this heap of vitriolic garble, it will become obvious that your brain is now toast.”
What a complete non-surprise.@MichelPatrice @Strandjunker @Gorfram this is a well hidden secret
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A Farce in Four Acts:
1. Trump skipped the WHCD every single year.
2. Except this one.
3. All of a sudden there’s a shooter in the lobby.
4. Trump: “This shooting is a clear example of why we need a new ballroom!”It hardly gets any dumber than this.
@Strandjunker Only thing is: As far as I understand this event, the president is a guest, not the host.
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A Farce in Four Acts:
1. Trump skipped the WHCD every single year.
2. Except this one.
3. All of a sudden there’s a shooter in the lobby.
4. Trump: “This shooting is a clear example of why we need a new ballroom!”It hardly gets any dumber than this.
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A Farce in Four Acts:
1. Trump skipped the WHCD every single year.
2. Except this one.
3. All of a sudden there’s a shooter in the lobby.
4. Trump: “This shooting is a clear example of why we need a new ballroom!”It hardly gets any dumber than this.
@Strandjunker
Thank you for this! -
A Farce in Four Acts:
1. Trump skipped the WHCD every single year.
2. Except this one.
3. All of a sudden there’s a shooter in the lobby.
4. Trump: “This shooting is a clear example of why we need a new ballroom!”It hardly gets any dumber than this.
@Strandjunker I do wonder who'd be dumb enough to play the stooge for the likes of him, though.
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A Farce in Four Acts:
1. Trump skipped the WHCD every single year.
2. Except this one.
3. All of a sudden there’s a shooter in the lobby.
4. Trump: “This shooting is a clear example of why we need a new ballroom!”It hardly gets any dumber than this.
@Strandjunker
I don't know. There is a clear precedent. -
"Finally it's about me again!"
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@Guillotine_Jones @Strandjunker does he have the record for shooting attempts?
maybe he can finally win something?@terribletowelie @Guillotine_Jones @Strandjunker
He won himself 34 convicted felonies and a sexual abuse conviction but that didn't get him anything.
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A Farce in Four Acts:
1. Trump skipped the WHCD every single year.
2. Except this one.
3. All of a sudden there’s a shooter in the lobby.
4. Trump: “This shooting is a clear example of why we need a new ballroom!”It hardly gets any dumber than this.
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@Guillotine_Jones @Strandjunker does he have the record for shooting attempts?
maybe he can finally win something?@terribletowelie @Guillotine_Jones @Strandjunker
He has way more than Obama ever had
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@Strandjunker
Either staged or they knew there would be an incident. They were prepared for it:
https://mstdn.social/@MaryAustinBooks/116471283173674476@Nerde @Strandjunker that’s what I was thinking. Patel was clearly trying to thread that needle.
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@terribletowelie @Guillotine_Jones @Strandjunker
He has way more than Obama ever had@Nerde @Guillotine_Jones @Strandjunker that should make him happy
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A Farce in Four Acts:
1. Trump skipped the WHCD every single year.
2. Except this one.
3. All of a sudden there’s a shooter in the lobby.
4. Trump: “This shooting is a clear example of why we need a new ballroom!”It hardly gets any dumber than this.
@Strandjunker Unfortunately true ... dumb all over
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A Farce in Four Acts:
1. Trump skipped the WHCD every single year.
2. Except this one.
3. All of a sudden there’s a shooter in the lobby.
4. Trump: “This shooting is a clear example of why we need a new ballroom!”It hardly gets any dumber than this.
NRA: Nice deflection.
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A Farce in Four Acts:
1. Trump skipped the WHCD every single year.
2. Except this one.
3. All of a sudden there’s a shooter in the lobby.
4. Trump: “This shooting is a clear example of why we need a new ballroom!”It hardly gets any dumber than this.
And yet it continues to just get dumber and dumber 🫠
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@Guillotine_Jones @Strandjunker does he have the record for shooting attempts?
maybe he can finally win something?@terribletowelie @Guillotine_Jones @Strandjunker There were 42 attempts to assassinate Adolf Hitler. Trump is still a bit player in the worthy of ammunition sweepstakes.
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