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  • strandjunker@mstdn.socialS strandjunker@mstdn.social

    A Farce in Four Acts:

    1. Trump skipped the WHCD every single year.
    2. Except this one.
    3. All of a sudden there’s a shooter in the lobby.
    4. Trump: “This shooting is a clear example of why we need a new ballroom!”

    It hardly gets any dumber than this.

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    @Strandjunker

    Ahh ha, the "National Security" Catch 22 loophole. "We must have the bullet & drone proof 90 million square foot big balls ballroom!"

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    • obscurestar@mastodon.socialO obscurestar@mastodon.social

      @lawyersgunsnmoney @Strandjunker I dunno. Get groped by the gross old pedo or watch him get shot, if you were an agent, which would you do?

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      @obscurestar It doesn’t matter what I would do. I’ve worked enough with them to know they’re going to do their jobs. There were corrupted during the regime 1.0 but a lot of those people are gone now. @Strandjunker

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      • terribletowelie@mastodon.socialT terribletowelie@mastodon.social

        @Strandjunker just wait, they'll outdumbass themselves soon

        rndanger@infosec.exchangeR This user is from outside of this forum
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        #34

        @terribletowelie @Strandjunker
        HomerSimpson_SoFar.jpg

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        • strandjunker@mstdn.socialS strandjunker@mstdn.social

          A Farce in Four Acts:

          1. Trump skipped the WHCD every single year.
          2. Except this one.
          3. All of a sudden there’s a shooter in the lobby.
          4. Trump: “This shooting is a clear example of why we need a new ballroom!”

          It hardly gets any dumber than this.

          musiquenow@toot.communityM This user is from outside of this forum
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          #35

          @Strandjunker

          👏👏👏👏👏 You got it! 🤣🤣🤣

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          • strandjunker@mstdn.socialS strandjunker@mstdn.social

            A Farce in Four Acts:

            1. Trump skipped the WHCD every single year.
            2. Except this one.
            3. All of a sudden there’s a shooter in the lobby.
            4. Trump: “This shooting is a clear example of why we need a new ballroom!”

            It hardly gets any dumber than this.

            scottytrees@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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            #36

            @Strandjunker i stopped paying attention. you can do it all you want, but the mental toll all this farce takes on me keeping up to date is exhausting. Republicans are dead to me forever. But what does it matter. The future is not hopeful and life is short, I only got like 10 years left in me. Not going to see much impactful change in just one decade.

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              #37

              @LaNaehForaday
              With a coffin in it.
              Lined with red upholstery.

              @obscurestar @Strandjunker

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              • michelpatrice@jasette.facil.servicesM michelpatrice@jasette.facil.services

                @Kierkegaanks @Strandjunker

                « Unfortunately, I wasn't able to deliver my mic drop address. I had prepared the most amazing speech—everyone would have been blown away. Blown away. It was a speech like nothing anyone had ever seen before in the history of speeches. I have a friend who took a look at my speech and said, "Donald, how do you write speeches like this? It’s incredible. It is a million times better than what Obama writes." »

                gorfram@beige.partyG This user is from outside of this forum
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                #38

                @MichelPatrice @Strandjunker @Kierkegaanks
                So there is no speech. Or rather, what the friend/WH advisors/designated adult in the room said was “If you try to deliver this heap of vitriolic garble, it will become obvious that your brain is now toast.”
                What a complete non-surprise.

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                • strandjunker@mstdn.socialS strandjunker@mstdn.social

                  A Farce in Four Acts:

                  1. Trump skipped the WHCD every single year.
                  2. Except this one.
                  3. All of a sudden there’s a shooter in the lobby.
                  4. Trump: “This shooting is a clear example of why we need a new ballroom!”

                  It hardly gets any dumber than this.

                  spdrnl@sigmoid.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #39

                  @Strandjunker Russia advised an attempt on Orban's live to prop up the elections. Things are wonky.

                  The U.S. president will do anything to hold on to power. He is a very unhealthy individual.

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                  • gorfram@beige.partyG gorfram@beige.party

                    @MichelPatrice @Strandjunker @Kierkegaanks
                    So there is no speech. Or rather, what the friend/WH advisors/designated adult in the room said was “If you try to deliver this heap of vitriolic garble, it will become obvious that your brain is now toast.”
                    What a complete non-surprise.

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                    #40

                    @MichelPatrice @Strandjunker @Gorfram this is a well hidden secret

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                    • strandjunker@mstdn.socialS strandjunker@mstdn.social

                      A Farce in Four Acts:

                      1. Trump skipped the WHCD every single year.
                      2. Except this one.
                      3. All of a sudden there’s a shooter in the lobby.
                      4. Trump: “This shooting is a clear example of why we need a new ballroom!”

                      It hardly gets any dumber than this.

                      snaefell@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #41

                      @Strandjunker Only thing is: As far as I understand this event, the president is a guest, not the host.

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                      • strandjunker@mstdn.socialS strandjunker@mstdn.social

                        A Farce in Four Acts:

                        1. Trump skipped the WHCD every single year.
                        2. Except this one.
                        3. All of a sudden there’s a shooter in the lobby.
                        4. Trump: “This shooting is a clear example of why we need a new ballroom!”

                        It hardly gets any dumber than this.

                        spdrnl@sigmoid.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #42

                        @Strandjunker

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                        • strandjunker@mstdn.socialS strandjunker@mstdn.social

                          A Farce in Four Acts:

                          1. Trump skipped the WHCD every single year.
                          2. Except this one.
                          3. All of a sudden there’s a shooter in the lobby.
                          4. Trump: “This shooting is a clear example of why we need a new ballroom!”

                          It hardly gets any dumber than this.

                          regendans@todon.euR This user is from outside of this forum
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                          #43

                          @Strandjunker 👏 Thank you for this!

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                          • strandjunker@mstdn.socialS strandjunker@mstdn.social

                            A Farce in Four Acts:

                            1. Trump skipped the WHCD every single year.
                            2. Except this one.
                            3. All of a sudden there’s a shooter in the lobby.
                            4. Trump: “This shooting is a clear example of why we need a new ballroom!”

                            It hardly gets any dumber than this.

                            floe@hci.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
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                            #44

                            @Strandjunker I do wonder who'd be dumb enough to play the stooge for the likes of him, though. 🤔

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                            • strandjunker@mstdn.socialS strandjunker@mstdn.social

                              A Farce in Four Acts:

                              1. Trump skipped the WHCD every single year.
                              2. Except this one.
                              3. All of a sudden there’s a shooter in the lobby.
                              4. Trump: “This shooting is a clear example of why we need a new ballroom!”

                              It hardly gets any dumber than this.

                              scandigonian@pnw.zoneS This user is from outside of this forum
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                              #45

                              @Strandjunker
                              I don't know. There is a clear precedent.

                              https://pnw.zone/@scandigonian/116471723623285714

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                              • spdrnl@sigmoid.socialS spdrnl@sigmoid.social

                                @Strandjunker

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                                #46

                                @spdrnl @Strandjunker

                                "Finally it's about me again!"

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                                • terribletowelie@mastodon.socialT terribletowelie@mastodon.social

                                  @Guillotine_Jones @Strandjunker does he have the record for shooting attempts?
                                  maybe he can finally win something?

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                                  @terribletowelie @Guillotine_Jones @Strandjunker

                                  He won himself 34 convicted felonies and a sexual abuse conviction but that didn't get him anything.

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                                  • strandjunker@mstdn.socialS strandjunker@mstdn.social

                                    A Farce in Four Acts:

                                    1. Trump skipped the WHCD every single year.
                                    2. Except this one.
                                    3. All of a sudden there’s a shooter in the lobby.
                                    4. Trump: “This shooting is a clear example of why we need a new ballroom!”

                                    It hardly gets any dumber than this.

                                    richrarobi@mastodon.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    #48

                                    @Strandjunker

                                    #trump was smirking during the 'incident'.

                                    ?????

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                                    • terribletowelie@mastodon.socialT terribletowelie@mastodon.social

                                      @Guillotine_Jones @Strandjunker does he have the record for shooting attempts?
                                      maybe he can finally win something?

                                      nerde@beige.partyN This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      #49

                                      @terribletowelie @Guillotine_Jones @Strandjunker
                                      He has way more than Obama ever had 😉

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                                      • nerde@beige.partyN nerde@beige.party

                                        @Strandjunker
                                        Either staged or they knew there would be an incident. They were prepared for it:
                                        https://mstdn.social/@MaryAustinBooks/116471283173674476

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                                        #50

                                        @Nerde @Strandjunker that’s what I was thinking. Patel was clearly trying to thread that needle.

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                                        • nerde@beige.partyN nerde@beige.party

                                          @terribletowelie @Guillotine_Jones @Strandjunker
                                          He has way more than Obama ever had 😉

                                          terribletowelie@mastodon.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          #51

                                          @Nerde @Guillotine_Jones @Strandjunker that should make him happy

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