oh noooooo

[aplundell@timeloop.cafe]

@wohali
They must already have clothes picked out for their new member.

[wohali@timeloop.cafe]

@apLundell one of us
one of us

[vanalope@timeloop.cafe]

@apLundell @wohali Well I'm out....5'11...too tall.

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[wohali@timeloop.cafe]

@skyguided i can't really tell

i have met people who have had 75-question approval charts for prospective mates before, though. they were deadly serious about them.

[mrgtwentythree@mastodon.sdf.org]

@wohali singular? bored now.

[cumrade_cam@thicc.horse]

@wohali rent too damn high. Can I use Pay-By-Ass?

[brooke@bikeshed.vibber.net]

@wohali rofl

> The top floor of a beautiful Victorian house in Noe Valley (rent controlled!)

i'm fuckin dying (used to live in that neighborhood it's ridiculous)

[raffitz@icosahedron.website]

@wohali This is a startup cult, right? If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck...

[wohali@timeloop.cafe]

@brooke how is it ridiculous?

[wohali@timeloop.cafe]

@LaComtesseRouge @skyguided the one i'm thinking of is a very crotchety Bostonian Jewish software engineer who had an extremely detailed list of turnoffs that were, apparently, dealbreakers. and a few mandatory requirements re: appearance, height, and religious views.

[brooke@bikeshed.vibber.net]

@wohali it's just a silly place with a lot of silly high-income earners taking themselves very seriously

[wohali@timeloop.cafe]

@LaComtesseRouge @skyguided you know the kind, even though they're 25 (well, were, back then) they're already acting 55.

[sus@timeloop.cafe]

@wohali o m g

[sus@timeloop.cafe]

@wohali the height requirement raised my eyebrows but the breeding pairs made them fall off my face

[liferstate@mas.to]

@wohali "We had a defector" So the polycule is the Soviet Union in this situation? Or is it more like East Berlin? What did Lenin have to say about group sex?

[c0debabe@masto.hackers.town]

@wohali what did I just read?

[wohali@timeloop.cafe]

@c0debabe i don't know, did you click through to the survey yet?

[liferstate@mas.to]

@sus @wohali "Not only are we completely nuts, we are also eugenicists!"

[sofiav@mastodon.online]

@wohali is...is this real?