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  • wohali@timeloop.cafeW This user is from outside of this forum
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    @LaComtesseRouge @skyguided the one i'm thinking of is a very crotchety Bostonian Jewish software engineer who had an extremely detailed list of turnoffs that were, apparently, dealbreakers. and a few mandatory requirements re: appearance, height, and religious views.

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    • wohali@timeloop.cafeW wohali@timeloop.cafe

      @brooke how is it ridiculous?

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      @wohali it's just a silly place with a lot of silly high-income earners taking themselves very seriously ๐Ÿ™‚

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      • wohali@timeloop.cafeW wohali@timeloop.cafe

        @LaComtesseRouge @skyguided the one i'm thinking of is a very crotchety Bostonian Jewish software engineer who had an extremely detailed list of turnoffs that were, apparently, dealbreakers. and a few mandatory requirements re: appearance, height, and religious views.

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        #22

        @LaComtesseRouge @skyguided you know the kind, even though they're 25 (well, were, back then) they're already acting 55.

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        • wohali@timeloop.cafeW wohali@timeloop.cafe

          @sus did you click through to the link??

          sus@timeloop.cafeS This user is from outside of this forum
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          #23

          @wohali o m g

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          • sus@timeloop.cafeS sus@timeloop.cafe

            @wohali o m g

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            #24

            @wohali the height requirement raised my eyebrows but the breeding pairs made them fall off my face

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            • wohali@timeloop.cafeW wohali@timeloop.cafe

              oh noooooo

              liferstate@mas.toL This user is from outside of this forum
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              @wohali "We had a defector" So the polycule is the Soviet Union in this situation? Or is it more like East Berlin? What did Lenin have to say about group sex?

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              • wohali@timeloop.cafeW wohali@timeloop.cafe

                oh noooooo

                c0debabe@masto.hackers.townC This user is from outside of this forum
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                #26

                @wohali what did I just read?

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                • c0debabe@masto.hackers.townC c0debabe@masto.hackers.town

                  @wohali what did I just read?

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                  @c0debabe i don't know, did you click through to the survey yet?

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                  • sus@timeloop.cafeS sus@timeloop.cafe

                    @wohali the height requirement raised my eyebrows but the breeding pairs made them fall off my face

                    liferstate@mas.toL This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #28

                    @sus @wohali "Not only are we completely nuts, we are also eugenicists!"

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                    • wohali@timeloop.cafeW wohali@timeloop.cafe
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                      #29

                      @wohali is...is this real? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

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                      • wohali@timeloop.cafeW wohali@timeloop.cafe

                        oh noooooo

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                        #30

                        @wohali everyone join The Norman Polycule

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                        • liferstate@mas.toL liferstate@mas.to

                          @sus @wohali "Not only are we completely nuts, we are also eugenicists!"

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                          @liferstate @sus it's like that breeder couple that kept getting written up by snooty liberal magazines a few years back, the ones that have super cringe reddit posts from several years prior they have done everything in their power to erase from the interweb

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                          • wohali@timeloop.cafeW wohali@timeloop.cafe

                            @c0debabe i don't know, did you click through to the survey yet?

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                            @wohali I did and thus what did I just read ๐Ÿ˜‚

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                            • aplundell@timeloop.cafeA aplundell@timeloop.cafe

                              @wohali
                              They must already have clothes picked out for their new member.

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                              @apLundell @wohali i hope the defector is safe somewhere and has clothes now

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                              • randy_s@mefi.socialR randy_s@mefi.social

                                @apLundell @wohali i hope the defector is safe somewhere and has clothes now

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                                #34

                                @randy_s @wohali I choose to imagine The Defector stole an airplane, parachuted into the mid-Atlantic, was picked up by a Russian submarine, and is now on their way to being debriefed in a top secret underground facility in Siberia.

                                Heh heh. "Debriefed".

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                                • aplundell@timeloop.cafeA aplundell@timeloop.cafe

                                  @randy_s @wohali I choose to imagine The Defector stole an airplane, parachuted into the mid-Atlantic, was picked up by a Russian submarine, and is now on their way to being debriefed in a top secret underground facility in Siberia.

                                  Heh heh. "Debriefed".

                                  wohali@timeloop.cafeW This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  @apLundell @randy_s maybe re-briefed ๐Ÿ˜”

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                                  • c0debabe@masto.hackers.townC c0debabe@masto.hackers.town

                                    @wohali I did and thus what did I just read ๐Ÿ˜‚

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                                    @c0debabe @wohali the weird thing is I've known a house like this before

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                                      @wohali Thatโ€™s so embarrassing

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                                      • wohali@timeloop.cafeW wohali@timeloop.cafe

                                        oh noooooo

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                                        #38

                                        @wohali It's a trap; you're actually applying for a job at Canonical.

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                                          @wohali my special move is just a copy of the one Stina Beate does in Pressure by Ylvis

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