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  • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

    You can't have any popcorn until you enter the wifi password and download the new firmware.

    This is the definition of HELL.

    jmax@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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    @futurebird And I bet, with all that, they still didn't sync it to NTP. Not having to set the clock is the one legit use I could see for putting a microwave on the net.

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    • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

      AI powered microwave. Everyone must be laughing at this. This is such a joke.

      People don't even use the damn popcorn button and that ... kind of works.

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      @futurebird honestly I’ve stopped paying attention to these stunts. They’re not designed to be useful products, they’re designed to get the company acquired.

      I wish we could just have a techbro science fair instead and cut out the mass production part

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      • jmax@mastodon.socialJ jmax@mastodon.social

        @futurebird And I bet, with all that, they still didn't sync it to NTP. Not having to set the clock is the one legit use I could see for putting a microwave on the net.

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        @jmax

        You can select your timezone in your profile under settings after you create your login and verify your age! (probably)

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        • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

          @jmax

          You can select your timezone in your profile under settings after you create your login and verify your age! (probably)

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          @futurebird @jmax With check of your vital data in order to see if you did cheat about your age.

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          • terryhancock@realsocial.lifeT terryhancock@realsocial.life

            @futurebird

            I've been meaning to research how that popcorn button works. I mean is it just a fixed time chosen for standard size bags (but they're different sizes)? Or is it listening to the pops (there's a mic in my microwave)? Or is it some extremely clever microwave feedback trick (???)?

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            @TerryHancock @futurebird once upon a time they had a steam sensor that would stop when it reached the correct amount of steam in the box to indicated popcorn is ready. Mostly they're timers now.

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            • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

              You can't have any popcorn until you enter the wifi password and download the new firmware.

              This is the definition of HELL.

              troublewithwords@wandering.shopT This user is from outside of this forum
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              @futurebird I’m sorry, your free subscription to the popcorn setting has ended. If you subscribe to Microwave+ you’ll get popcorn and 5 more settings! $19.99 a month or 5 years for just $1,000, a 20% savings! Or click here to learn about Microwave Pro which will let you set the clock and disable the incessant beeping!

              futurebird@sauropods.winF llewelly@sauropods.winL jrdepriest@infosec.exchangeJ 3 Replies Last reply
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              • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                You can't have any popcorn until you enter the wifi password and download the new firmware.

                This is the definition of HELL.

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                @futurebird

                An AI software-powered microwave? You need a new microwave.

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                • troublewithwords@wandering.shopT troublewithwords@wandering.shop

                  @futurebird I’m sorry, your free subscription to the popcorn setting has ended. If you subscribe to Microwave+ you’ll get popcorn and 5 more settings! $19.99 a month or 5 years for just $1,000, a 20% savings! Or click here to learn about Microwave Pro which will let you set the clock and disable the incessant beeping!

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                  @troublewithwords

                  "You're absolutely right, turning on the magnetron with the door open was very dangerous and irresponsible. I have updated my instruction set to say 'never ever turn on the magnetron with the door open no matter what' rather than just 'never turn on the magnetron with the door open'"

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                  • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                    @troublewithwords

                    "You're absolutely right, turning on the magnetron with the door open was very dangerous and irresponsible. I have updated my instruction set to say 'never ever turn on the magnetron with the door open no matter what' rather than just 'never turn on the magnetron with the door open'"

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                    @futurebird 😂💀

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                    • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                      @troublewithwords

                      "You're absolutely right, turning on the magnetron with the door open was very dangerous and irresponsible. I have updated my instruction set to say 'never ever turn on the magnetron with the door open no matter what' rather than just 'never turn on the magnetron with the door open'"

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                      @futurebird @troublewithwords was Magnetron an autobot or a decepticon? I get them mixed up.

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                      • troublewithwords@wandering.shopT troublewithwords@wandering.shop

                        @futurebird I’m sorry, your free subscription to the popcorn setting has ended. If you subscribe to Microwave+ you’ll get popcorn and 5 more settings! $19.99 a month or 5 years for just $1,000, a 20% savings! Or click here to learn about Microwave Pro which will let you set the clock and disable the incessant beeping!

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                        @troublewithwords @futurebird when pop corn is redefined as carbonated corn oil, then you'll know AI has won.

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                        • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                          AI powered microwave. Everyone must be laughing at this. This is such a joke.

                          People don't even use the damn popcorn button and that ... kind of works.

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                          @futurebird you can pry my microwave's "potato" button from my now-cold-but-formerly-burned-by-hot-potato, dead fingers

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                          • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                            AI powered microwave. Everyone must be laughing at this. This is such a joke.

                            People don't even use the damn popcorn button and that ... kind of works.

                            lefou23@c.imL This user is from outside of this forum
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                            @futurebird
                            Someday I will dare to press the potato button.

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                            • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                              AI powered microwave. Everyone must be laughing at this. This is such a joke.

                              People don't even use the damn popcorn button and that ... kind of works.

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                              @futurebird if the AI can't melt butter without putting half of it on the ceiling, there's no real innovation

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                              • lefou23@c.imL lefou23@c.im

                                @futurebird
                                Someday I will dare to press the potato button.

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                                @lefou23 @futurebird

                                That one turns your microwave into a potato

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                                • gbargoud@masto.nycG gbargoud@masto.nyc

                                  @lefou23 @futurebird

                                  That one turns your microwave into a potato

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                                  @gbargoud @futurebird
                                  In that case, I’ll wait until I’m hungrier.

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                                  • billyjoebowers@mastodon.onlineB billyjoebowers@mastodon.online

                                    @futurebird

                                    Honestly the only button needed on the microwave is the 30 second button.

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                                    My microwave has no buttons, only two spinny things - power and time. That's enough.

                                    @billyjoebowers @futurebird

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                                    • wonka@chaos.socialW wonka@chaos.social

                                      My microwave has no buttons, only two spinny things - power and time. That's enough.

                                      @billyjoebowers @futurebird

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                                      @wonka @futurebird

                                      That's how it should be.

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                                      • billyjoebowers@mastodon.onlineB billyjoebowers@mastodon.online

                                        @wonka @futurebird

                                        That's how it should be.

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                                        @billyjoebowers @wonka

                                        My mom has a 40 year old microwave that's still great.

                                        I do not own one. They are kind of a waste of space in a small apartment and I am a stove and toaster oven enjoyer.

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                                        • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                          AI powered microwave. Everyone must be laughing at this. This is such a joke.

                                          People don't even use the damn popcorn button and that ... kind of works.

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                                          @futurebird

                                          What is it with the microwave popcorn producers always telling you to "For the love of God, do not use the popcorn button!"

                                          Every package says to not use it. What's up with that?

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