AI powered microwave.
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AI powered microwave. Everyone must be laughing at this. This is such a joke.
People don't even use the damn popcorn button and that ... kind of works.
@futurebird we had a 1500w microwave for a while and the pop corn button would burn the popcorn. It’s all too much.
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AI powered microwave. Everyone must be laughing at this. This is such a joke.
People don't even use the damn popcorn button and that ... kind of works.
You can't have any popcorn until you enter the wifi password and download the new firmware.
This is the definition of HELL.
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You can't have any popcorn until you enter the wifi password and download the new firmware.
This is the definition of HELL.
@futurebird And I bet, with all that, they still didn't sync it to NTP. Not having to set the clock is the one legit use I could see for putting a microwave on the net.
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AI powered microwave. Everyone must be laughing at this. This is such a joke.
People don't even use the damn popcorn button and that ... kind of works.
@futurebird honestly I’ve stopped paying attention to these stunts. They’re not designed to be useful products, they’re designed to get the company acquired.
I wish we could just have a techbro science fair instead and cut out the mass production part
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@futurebird And I bet, with all that, they still didn't sync it to NTP. Not having to set the clock is the one legit use I could see for putting a microwave on the net.
You can select your timezone in your profile under settings after you create your login and verify your age! (probably)
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You can select your timezone in your profile under settings after you create your login and verify your age! (probably)
@futurebird @jmax With check of your vital data in order to see if you did cheat about your age.
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I've been meaning to research how that popcorn button works. I mean is it just a fixed time chosen for standard size bags (but they're different sizes)? Or is it listening to the pops (there's a mic in my microwave)? Or is it some extremely clever microwave feedback trick (???)?
@TerryHancock @futurebird once upon a time they had a steam sensor that would stop when it reached the correct amount of steam in the box to indicated popcorn is ready. Mostly they're timers now.
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You can't have any popcorn until you enter the wifi password and download the new firmware.
This is the definition of HELL.
@futurebird I’m sorry, your free subscription to the popcorn setting has ended. If you subscribe to Microwave+ you’ll get popcorn and 5 more settings! $19.99 a month or 5 years for just $1,000, a 20% savings! Or click here to learn about Microwave Pro which will let you set the clock and disable the incessant beeping!
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You can't have any popcorn until you enter the wifi password and download the new firmware.
This is the definition of HELL.
An AI software-powered microwave? You need a new microwave.
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@futurebird I’m sorry, your free subscription to the popcorn setting has ended. If you subscribe to Microwave+ you’ll get popcorn and 5 more settings! $19.99 a month or 5 years for just $1,000, a 20% savings! Or click here to learn about Microwave Pro which will let you set the clock and disable the incessant beeping!
"You're absolutely right, turning on the magnetron with the door open was very dangerous and irresponsible. I have updated my instruction set to say 'never ever turn on the magnetron with the door open no matter what' rather than just 'never turn on the magnetron with the door open'"
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"You're absolutely right, turning on the magnetron with the door open was very dangerous and irresponsible. I have updated my instruction set to say 'never ever turn on the magnetron with the door open no matter what' rather than just 'never turn on the magnetron with the door open'"
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"You're absolutely right, turning on the magnetron with the door open was very dangerous and irresponsible. I have updated my instruction set to say 'never ever turn on the magnetron with the door open no matter what' rather than just 'never turn on the magnetron with the door open'"
@futurebird @troublewithwords was Magnetron an autobot or a decepticon? I get them mixed up.
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@futurebird I’m sorry, your free subscription to the popcorn setting has ended. If you subscribe to Microwave+ you’ll get popcorn and 5 more settings! $19.99 a month or 5 years for just $1,000, a 20% savings! Or click here to learn about Microwave Pro which will let you set the clock and disable the incessant beeping!
@troublewithwords @futurebird when pop corn is redefined as carbonated corn oil, then you'll know AI has won.
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AI powered microwave. Everyone must be laughing at this. This is such a joke.
People don't even use the damn popcorn button and that ... kind of works.
@futurebird you can pry my microwave's "potato" button from my now-cold-but-formerly-burned-by-hot-potato, dead fingers
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AI powered microwave. Everyone must be laughing at this. This is such a joke.
People don't even use the damn popcorn button and that ... kind of works.
@futurebird
Someday I will dare to press the potato button. -
AI powered microwave. Everyone must be laughing at this. This is such a joke.
People don't even use the damn popcorn button and that ... kind of works.
@futurebird if the AI can't melt butter without putting half of it on the ceiling, there's no real innovation
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@futurebird
Someday I will dare to press the potato button.That one turns your microwave into a potato
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That one turns your microwave into a potato
@gbargoud @futurebird
In that case, I’ll wait until I’m hungrier. -
Honestly the only button needed on the microwave is the 30 second button.
My microwave has no buttons, only two spinny things - power and time. That's enough.
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My microwave has no buttons, only two spinny things - power and time. That's enough.
That's how it should be.
